Hey baby.........

[L_S]

.....you can reticulate my splines anytime you want.......rrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrr.......

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Regurgitate your spleen?

Oh..I'm sorry..wasn't wearing my glasses..

never mind.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733

 

[L_S]

Well that too, cuz when the LiquiD lover goes deep, he goes deep! hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeee!

 

[CHRYSt]

I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[Taskmaster]

What happened? L_S have sex for the first time? Oh, sorry I wasn't supposed to ask that...

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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[CHRYSt]

You know task, I don't know about your sex life, but I've never heard of spline reticulating...and I've heard of some weird sh|te.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[L_S]

Well then CHRSYt you're obviously not familiar with the Porshordian anatomy.

 

[CHRYSt]

True. I try to stay with my own species...I've said it before...humans make the best looking women.
I will admit tho, that the Kratnig women are quite amusing. I'd date one if I could just get over the secondary mandible on their left knee.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[wiz4ha]

Amen CHRYSt! second mandible, oh, you'll get over that fast (what the hell am i talking about?)

WiZ
Smiley Games

"What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Matter? Never Mind"

 

[Taskmaster]

Ah yes, that is the slogan for our KHAASiaSh comercial...

"Sorry Charlie. Earth may have the best looking women, but we want women who can look best! And with 20 eyes our women are real lookers!"

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[CHRYSt]

Yeah, but glasses on the nearsighted ones must cost a fortune.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[tykeal]

How the heck to you "gaze loving" into someones eyes when they have that many?

 

[CHRYSt]

Dude, you can do it no matter what the position.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[Taskmaster]

But it's much hard to sneak a peek at their br - uh - mandibles without out getting caught! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[CHRYSt]

yeah, but lemme tell you the dirty old Porshordians are some of the cleverest creatures in the world.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[phishedNET]

Anyone see the site of the day at www.prettystrange.com? Since it's Friday it will be up all weekend, I highly recommend it /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any acts you may upon yourself or others after reading the contents of this site.

[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I am Testicles!! God of rash covered scrotums!

 

[Taskmaster]

AW well... the filtering software where I work just gave me an access forbidden when I tried to follow the foreign bodies link!

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[tykeal]

That is just disturbing.