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S3rg3nt B4d 455

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well you almost got ur wish, but i trully am invincible. on the 5th i was riding my bike and struck a corvett i flew and bounced off the car's hood the doctors said i was extremly lucky to be alive because i almost broke my neck and left thigh. Becare ful what you wish for, it might actually happen /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
 

Ballistophobia

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Damn!!

How is the Corvette?? Is it hurt?? I feel so sorry for the car!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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S3rg3nt B4d 455

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YESyes t fucking car is hurt

yes it is i did more to it then it did to me. and who is the beuty up there wow, wait is that jessica from san dieago cuz if it is then im kickin ur fucking ass. if i can take on a car at 40 mph then i can take on ur scrawny ass /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
 

Vampeero

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looks more like Katie Holmes to me....

but what do I know.
Jessica Alba has a more oriental look than Katie does.
Sorry to break this to you Ballistophobia, but you got em mixed up!

Remember, it takes eleven muscles to smile, but only four to raise your middle finger!

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Ballistophobia

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hmmmmm

IMHO she looks 0 nada nothing like Katie!! And WTF are u talkin about?? What do I have mixed up?? You been takin the baby crack again duder?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
 

Galaddin

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look S3rg3nt B4d 455, people here don't have anything against you personally, it's just that you generally fill all your posts with profanity that people just can't be bothered to read them anymore and for crying out loud, nobody here wants you dead...

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ShakKen

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Right. This forum community is built on respect. If you haven't any respect or patience for the other community members, then don't expect them to take too kindly to your person.

If you feel the need to impose your authority, do so with good reason and justify yourself.

Enjoy your stay.

ShakKen
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