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Bad.Mojo

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this is the funniest site I have ever, EVER seen in my life. I have reread every section about a billion times since I first came across it about three months ago, and my sides still split for laughter...

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Cunubelin

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YOU'RE in trouble???

What about the other 95% of the human race? Not to mention chimpanzees who ALSO like to "peel a banana" every now and then.
What kind of punishment did they have in mind for offenders?
The answer I suppose, is two bibles. You put the offending organ on one of the bibles and a priest slams the other bible down on top of it... :/

Kind of makes you think twice before you go into the bathroom with a copy of Victorias secrets again huh?

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Keiichi

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I was masturbating while I read the article. How's THAT for irony. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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Kibbles-N-Bits

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geez... watch out for the keyobard! all the keys will get stuck...

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Galaddin

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heh those 5% are liars... me? I'm not American /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Gryphon

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Anyone who writes or believes that kind of trash deserves to be killed. Period. It's shit like that that's poisoning society and turning it mindless, PC, and sterile. /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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Bad.Mojo

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set59uwa80598309858seo;%*(#*)IASu...

Its a joke site. Its not for real.

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CoffeyCan

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It is? And here I finally thought there were others that felt like I did.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

To be honest, there are plenty of people out there that DO believe in the things that the site are saying and worse things...
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Bad.Mojo

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I know, but that's what its spoofing, fanatical beliefs and such. They're the same people (at least I think) that run the STAR WARS IS THE DEVIL website.

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DeadeyeDan[ToA]

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Yea, I read it after you said that but "We need the same tactics and the same kind of get-tough attitude that has been so successful in the War On Drugs!" would have been my first clue, lol. And the little graph at the end was funny as hell, if some lines with no numbering or any info about the statistics can be considered a graph.

Kinda reminds me of that one website calling for the illegalization of some <insert fancy chemical name>, but it turned out to be just water, and they used alot of technically true, but very misleading facts, I believe to make an example of what a website with such misleading stats *COUGH*HCI*COUGH* can do to an unsuspecting and ignorant public.

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