Hehe

[L_S]

> YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
>
> 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
> 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
> front of her kids.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
> 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
>
> 5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
>
> 6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
>
> 7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this."
>
> 8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
>
> 11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,
> "Gentlemen start your engines."
>
> 12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
>wheels.
>
> 13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on
> how much gas is in it.
>
> 14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
> 15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at
> the House of Tattoos.
>
> 17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
>
> 18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
>
>19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
>
>20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
>
>
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[UpYours]

Thats Jeff Foxworthy.."You might be a Redneck if....."

 

[Zaccix]

Sorry but I couldn't stop laughing while reading that /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

 

[The Gravedigger]

LOL!

Yeah, that was better than the usual stuff! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

(PS. sorry, but I'm going to shamelessly plagiarise this!)

 

[The Gravedigger]

Number 21: You can spell "plagiarise"

 

[BillyBadAss]

Number 22: You constantly catch yourself staring at your sisters breasts. If I could only tell you how many time that has that got me in.....forget I said that.

 

[Zaccix]

This just came in my Inbox a few minutes ago:

You just might be a Redneck Scrooge if...

If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and
bourbon.

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.

If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.

If your favorite version of "A Christmas Carol" stars Bob Packwood or Bill
Clinton.

If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.

If your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata.

If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.

If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.

If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon.

If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park.

If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.

If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie.

If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.

If you use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.

If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson.

If your favorite version of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" is sung by
the KKK choir.

If your favorite pasttime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors'
string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with
egg nog.

If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.

 

[wiz4ha]

OMG! thanx for the laffs....that was great
LiquiD_SiN. hehehe. ill be laffing for quite some time. =P

 

[L_S]

Jusr something I got in my email. I think UY is right, it does sound much like a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

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