Have I been drunk?

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Luggage

Luggage

wins.
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No! I've been in school!
And a sudden notion came to me: I will be the first person to create a CTF map taking place in someone's intestines! Here's the feature list:

- Two flag bases, in holes below 'ground' level
- Many piles of sh*t
- Swimmable piles of sh*t
- A *big* pile of sh*t that slowly moves forward and remorselessly crushes everything in it's path, except players hiding in the holes below ground level, which also contain weapons.
- Farts that will kill everyone except those inside the swimmable piles of sh*t
- Custom sounds
- Lots of pink lighting
- One BioRifle, one PulseRifle, one Minigun and one Redeemer per team
- One ShockRifle

As you may see, I've pretty much thought it out already... That's what school is really for! So I'll be off and starting to build.

Lugg

PS: Are there any UT Maps Bad Taste Awards? *g*
 
Luggage

Luggage

wins.
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Shots

Well, as stupid as it may seem, but I've taken some shots...

shot_poowars1.jpg


It doesn't work like I imagined, though... Those swimmable piles won't wanna be independent zones if I take whatever brush and deintersect it with the ground... Nevermind, I've already got cool fart sounds...

Urgh, I have to throw up!
 
Luggage

Luggage

wins.
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Textures

Quick poll:

What about the textures? Should I leave that GenEarth.Ice texture for the walls, or should I try and go on to desperately search for custom organic textures?

If you do know /have any cool pink textures, tell me please!

Greetz, Lugg
 
Luggage

Luggage

wins.
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Hehehe

Hehe guys I've got some new sh1t :)
I'll be posting a working beta when I've fixed my UEd and imported those farts... And I'm sticking with that Ice texture, just adjusting the lighting so it looks more organic.

The Fart works, and the Giant ****-Wurst is set up, but not tested yet. *g* This will be really some weird fun, I hope!

Cheers!
Lugg
 
Luggage

Luggage

wins.
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Beta 1

Ok, here's something for y'all to test :)

http://neda.virtualave.net/maps/CTF-PooWarsBeta1.zip


It isn't pathed yet, I'm lazy but the auto paths build routine always crashes for me... So if someone could put run "paths build" on it, I'd be grateful! ;-)

Anyways, I pitily had to take out that wurst that crushed everyone, cause when it starts moving, framerates drop from 70 to about 0.25 for me... could be hardware related, but I just don't think so - It's one hell of a big mover! It would really take a bit of fun out of the map, so I'll try and think of something else...

And while you test it, rest assured: There *is* in fact a way to capture the enemy flag! *g* As I already mentioned, when you're swimming in ****, you can't be farted. *lol* what a quote!

Urgh! Luggage
 
Astyanax

Astyanax

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Voor jou een vraag, voor mij een weet.
Re: Beta 1

Originally posted by Luggage
Anyways, I pitily had to take out that wurst that crushed everyone, cause when it starts moving, framerates drop from 70 to about 0.25 for me... could be hardware related, but I just don't think so - It's one hell of a big mover! It would really take a bit of fun out of the map, so I'll try and think of something else...
Click to expand...

Dropping framerates wouldn't matter if you're gonna die anyway!
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teh3vilspa7ula
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reminds me of the robot-invasion-in-a-bathroom-where-a-chicken-****s-out-bots-into-a-toilet-full-of-doo concept. wish someone would've followed up on it. i support you, buscemi. btw, FOCK WAITRESSES!
 
CrazyCougar

CrazyCougar

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Why not keep your big mover in there but make it triggerable... ie... launch six rockets/redeemer into a certain organ and it causes a huge cramp/bowel movement...

Make the mover go really fast since it's a triggered event and if it did cause a slow down it wouldn't last long...
 
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