Hat Shaper

[QUALTHWAR]

This is a new invention of mine. It’s a hat shaper. Set this on a hat and leave it for awhile to cause the hat to modify its shape. I call it the Super Terrific Zoom Hat Shaper 1000-Z. I’m planning on selling 50,000 of these things a month at $4.99 each. Within a few months, I’ll have enough money to buy my own hat to try out my hat shaper and see if it works or not.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

I think you could also use those for custom car body work, too.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

You must be thinking of the Super Terrific Zoom Car Shaper 1000-Z.

The Hat Shaper comes in 4 sizes: 1 pound, 10 pound, 100 pound, and 1000 pound. Please note that shipping and handling increases significantly when you jump from the 100-pound to the 1000-pound shaper.

However, if you order more than ten 1000-pound shapers, you receive a free 1-pound shaper.

 

[UBerserker]

Sounds simple. No way to lower for a bit the price?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

they are all the same price, $4.99. We get you on shipping and handling. Shipping and handling for the 1000-pound shaper is 15,000 each. that's right! $4.99 for a 1000-lb hat shaper!

 

[The Purple Bunny]

I have one of those. For the last 3 years I thought it was a toothbrush.

 

[Twrecks]

You can get those on ebay for like 99cents plus shipping!
Only they come from Hong Kong, so shipping is more, and are not of the same quality.