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Happy Mothers Day

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by tool, May 10, 2009.

  1. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    I am not a mother, but I wish I was, perhaps someday. Happy mothers day to all of the true and wannabe mothers out there and on beyondunreal. Peace.
     
  2. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    Is it mothers day?
     
  3. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    God I hope so, otherwise this thread is going to be really embarrassing for me.
     
  4. ilkman

    ilkman The Outcast God

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    Tool's most secret fantasy comes out. Giving birth.
     
  5. apesgrapes

    apesgrapes ambidextrous

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    i hope to **** it isn't today.
     
  6. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    [​IMG]



    Nah...
     
  7. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    It is some countries.
    Not in Ireland though, thank god.
     
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  8. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    apesgrapes ambidextrous

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    not here either. i asked our lass. only got worried cos me & the boy were in asda earlier & they were making a big thing about flowers. "no, it's in march" she said. phew. then she follows up with "shows how much those flowers and candles meant".

    reckon i might have to crack one out myself tonight.
     
  10. Lruce Bee

    Lruce Bee Transcending to another level

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    Yeah, March 22nd for us here in the UK but May 10th for USA.
    Nearly had a bloody heart attack when I saw the thread title.

    Lruce
     
  11. Twisted Metal

    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    I wish I was a mother too. I always wanted to have lactating boobs to play with and drink from. :tup:
     
  12. (GR)Killer

    (GR)Killer ...

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    Happy mothers day!

    My mother is probably in a ditch somewhere with her booze, smokes, and sticking needles in her. Sucks having a junky as a mom, who is pretty much a pan handelling street person.
     
  13. Lruce Bee

    Lruce Bee Transcending to another level

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    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    Shadow Has Balls Of Steel

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    Tool you're a chick?
     
  16. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    Yeah
     
  17. Al

    Al Car'a'carn

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    :\
     
  18. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    I sent my Mom flowers, and was suppose to talk to her today, but she is nowhere to be found online. :(
     
  19. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    That means I am one too? :cool:
     
  20. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    my mom's a bitch, so is her daughter.
    They can rot in hell for all I care.
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    VAPORIZER WIKI
     
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