Happy Holidays PuF! :D

[WAnk]

well, i am leaving college today, and won't be back until the 2nd of January. I won't be able to post much, so i would just like to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Its been a great year of fragging, among other things , and i will see you all next year.

Here's to 2001, more drunk fun, more insomnia, and of course, more orgies!!!!

-WAnking Man, signing out for now

 

[Morety]

Have a good holidy WAnk my friend.

 

[Wolf Blackstar]

Happy Holidays j00 m0's

C-ya next year WAnkerz.

And happy holidays to PuF from ]LoL['s newly hired PR spokesperson:

]LoL[Wolf|PuF

* LordKhaine|Dueling ties blowjobfish to the bed, with strong, fine robe...
<LordKhaine|Dueling> *rope

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[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

Have a good time m8. And remember not to get carried away with "stuffing" the turkey this time.

 

[Danger_Dude]

HH, WAnkster... here's a little something you can whip up at home to spread the joy of the season to the whole family:

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1C water
1C sugar
4 lg eggs
2C dried fruit
1tsp. baking soda
1tsp salt
1C brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gal Whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.
Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in ther beaterers, pry it loose with adrewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for consisticity. Next, sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don' t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl
out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
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[Troll|PuF]

Happy Holidays WAnk!!!!!


/me scuttles about tossing tinsel everywhere

 

[Blatant Bastich]

 

[kamikaze9]

/me goes off and attempts the recipe

Oh yea, almost forgot:

 

[ShinyObject]

I hope you don't mind DD, but I tried you're recipe. I was out of whiskey so I substituted beer for it. Then I looked at the rest of the recipe and decided it was too much work to get up and do that. Yeah, I took a few shortcuts, but it turned out great! It made me see little blue penguins though, so I put up a sign so that they don't get hurt.