goddamn this is funny
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this has gone too far! there's now a "poke-mon center" in manhattan!!! hasn't this city suffered ENOUGH!?!??!?!?!
You are Big Bertha, novice Pokémon trainer. You have come to Flannel Island in search of the rumored, ultra-rare (and highly collectable) Pokémon, Buford. This is your life's ambition. You don't have many friends. You have arrived with two Pokémon of your own, Legless (a squirrel-like thing with no legs) and Yuckipoo (a rabbit-shaped creature who likes to fling poo). You are standing on the beach, what would you like to do first?
ROFLMAO!
ROFLMAO!
East has done well for you, so you see no reason to stop and change anything. You continue on, pleased with yourself. Things are going well. You'll find that Buford Pokémon any moment now. Smug about your possibilities, you begin to hum a little tune. Sadly, you get so caught up in your good fortune that you don't notice that the world has ended and you step off the edge and fall into the burning face of the rising sun. Your body cooks with the flame of a thousand charcoal briquettes. Ouch. Oh, the Pokémon all burn up too, and that's just cruel.
THE END
THE END
She drops her head sadly. "Yes. I am she. Let adrift after 5 seasons of The Brady Bunch, I found my true calling training Pokémon. Please don't tell anyone, I'm so ashamed." You pat her on the back, consoling her. Suddenly, your Legless gets loose from its Pokéball and attacks Marcia! She screams and wails in horror but it's no use! Legless, no legs and all, manages to knock her backwards and she falls onto a random metal spike sticking up out of the desert! You've killed Marcia Brady! More importantly, you get her Pokémon! Congratulations! You now control Hole-in-the-Head, a completely useless bird-like Pokémon with no skills whatsoever. Sad at the death of a TV icon, yet happy to own more Pokémon, you continue on. Unfortunately, the scuffle has worn-out Legless. Suddenly, you stumble onto a Pokémon Center! You bring them your tired Legless and they heal it! Not only that, Legless has evolved! Congratulations! Your Legless has evolved into an Armless! Now, not only does it have no legs, but it has no arms as well. It's just a stump with a head! What a great day! You leave the Pokémon Center and continue on your journey.
lmao, i honestly havent laughed this hard in a very long time
lmao, i honestly havent laughed this hard in a very long time
No ghost is gonna dictate terms to you! You quickly reach for a Pokéball to teach this damn ghost a lesson. But you suddenly stiffen, as the ghost takes possession of your body. Then, as you, the ghost promptly eats all of your Pokémon. Not satisfied with that, it eats forces you to eat yourself as well. Tasty, but fatal. Buh-Bye.
Its a classic!
Its a classic!
