God revisited

[hal]

well I really just wanna say

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Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!


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[hal]

This topic is really just limited to

Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!


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[hal]

Lizard of Oz and

Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!


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[hal]

Myself since we are the first two God-like Forumers in this format. Well L_S was Godlike for a day but then it changed and...

Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!


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[hal]

This would be a rare Hal cheap spam post! Ignore the rest of this thread...

Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!


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[L_S]

The government was behind that ya know. I should still be god like! They cant do this to me!

I just fizzled out.........

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

There is nothing quite as sad as a fallen god.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733

 

[Taskmaster]

Keep an eye out for the 70th "week" of Daniel! There will be a lot of fallen "Gods" at that time! /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

I know that is cryptic, it was meant to be....

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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[Zaccix]

And he did sayeth to me, "Wherever there is God, there is Taskmaster".

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If Donald's a duck and Mickey's a mouse, then what the hell is Goofy?

 

[phishedNET]

The goose has cooked the lambchops. I repeat, the goose has cooked the lambchops.

I love cryptic messages.

[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I am Testicles!! God of rash covered scrotums!

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

...and another innocent thread bites the dust.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733

 

[Taskmaster]

Very good, but now how many of the 70 "weeks of years" (or "sevens") are left to be fullfilled?

I'd be impressed, but your other messages have already displayed your intelligence and the fact that you exercise great restraint when posting. I, for one, apprecaite that! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

*Lizard cuts to the chase...

Doomsday will be March 23, 2034 @ 2:57pm.

Note: this prediction is not based on the "70 weeks" thing but rather my own more accurate formula.

D=(FT*BP²)/(T-U)*BG

Where...

D = Doomsday
FT = Fermenting time of Brie Cheese
BP² = Number of pages in the Bible (squared).
T = Number of Thy's in the Bible.
U = Number of Thou's in the Bible.
BG = Number of Bagates in the Bible.

There now, that's as accurate as any bible-inspired doomsday prediction as I've ever heard.

Note: "Doomsday" is synonymous with...
Second-coming.
Armageddon.
End of the world.
Etc…

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733

 

[hal]

That's about as accurate as any reasoning I've heard, Lizard!

Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm Godlike dammit!


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