Gilligan was a Survivor

[QUALTHWAR]

Anyone ever wonder why “and the rest” didn’t stab Gilligan in the head with a steak knife or something after the second episode or so? How many times can you **** up and get away with it?

I’d be like, “Look, the s.o.b. ****ed up the radio last week so we didn’t get rescued. The week before that, he pissed on the distress signal fire we had blazing, put that out, and a rescue boat sailed right by without noticing us. The week before that, the people who came to our island had a way off for us, but noooooooooooooo, Gilligan ****ed that all up and they left us stranded here. The week before that… Screw this. Who’s with me?! Let’s bury the little pecker.”

 

[The Purple Bunny]

I see evil in his eyes.

 

[Twrecks]

Maybe the rest didn't really want to be rescued as it would mean the end of the series. My guess is they all died after it was cancelled.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

I suspect Gilligan and the Skipper had something going. They wrecked the boat on purpose to be stranded on an island with 2 girls. They hoped to dupe the Howells into some scam to get their money. The professor was there to get them off the island, eventually.

Instead, their plans failed and Gilligan and the Skipper turned gay. That’s why Skipper called Gilligan his “little buddy.” It all fits.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

His immunity idol was a fake!! The whole time!