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Getting Married!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Peavey, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. Peavey

    Peavey American Cheeseburger

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    I'm finally ready to tie the knot. I met this girl 2 days ago and she said she wants to have my babies (the ones I already have). My parents are donating $20,000 to the cause. I have never been so in love in my entire life, this transcends any romance in the history of mankind.


    Thank you BuF for the moral support in my times of distress, you guys have really helped shape my life and who I am as a person.

    Congrats to me :cool:
     
  2. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  3. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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  4. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mr. Mayhem

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    Don't forget to film your wedding night and send it to Bangbros.

    They need new amateur material.
     
  5. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    [m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOMbySJTKpg[/m]
     
  6. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    If not, send us the pictures so we can put the Brazzers logo on it.
     
  7. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mr. Mayhem

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    Pictures?
    :lol:
     
  8. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    :lol:

    Congrats.
     
  9. cryptophreak

    cryptophreak unbalanced

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  10. Iron Archer

    Iron Archer Holy ****ing King of Trolls

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    i saw the post title and thought "it'd be funny if this was Peavey posting this"... i was right
     
  11. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    [M]http://youtu.be/2V3CfD8TPac[/M]
     
  12. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    [m]http://youtu.be/NIKEVSZITps[/m]
     
  13. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Trolling thread I guess? Seriously Peavey, I'm all for bangin the ladies, but that's all the shit you do before you find a nice girl. It seems like you had a hot piece of ass that just needed to be trained into taking it in the butt, and then finishing in her mouth and then she calls up her best friend and she comes over and they makeout swapping your poop cum. That's just nature.

    You should of kept the good one.
     
  14. Peavey

    Peavey American Cheeseburger

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    In all seriousness, I'm back with my island girl... living the life of a gluttonous dog is not for me. Should never have left this girl in the first place. I'm a lucky man. She's a Studio Art major at a UC school. Plus, our anniversary is Cinco de Mayo.... and when you live this close to Mexico, that is AWESOME. I'm fortunate that karma bitch-slapped me in the third eye with lightning quickness, otherwise I'd have lost this girl for good.
     
  15. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    ^ Fuck you, you don't deserve her. :rant:

    I hope she fucked 1000 guys while you were broken up and they all came inside her and she's pregnant, which is why she wants to get married to you. :D
     
  16. Renegade Retard

    Renegade Retard Defender of the newbie

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    Did you write that as she was dictating it to you, or did she make you memorize it?
     
  17. Peavey

    Peavey American Cheeseburger

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    Outside of Texas, people actually have an opportunity for developing great literary/oratory skills ;)

    But if you live in Austin, I'm totally jealous.
     
  18. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    :lol:
     
  19. cryptophreak

    cryptophreak unbalanced

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    There is so much bullshit flying around that everything is starting to smell like it.
     
  20. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Pics or she's not real.:)
     

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