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German exchange student living with the family starting tomorrow

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by tool, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. stoned_jedi

    stoned_jedi Ethically Challenged

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    dude just look deep into her eyes (dosent matter what she looks like why do you think god invented the dark) and whisper gently to her "dein Mutter Gibt eine gut schlag meuher" i think thats correct havent spoken german in bout 4 years, anyways her heart will melt and you will get some freaky frauline loving
     
  2. edhe

    edhe ..dadhe..

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    My flatmate likes Jever, alot. Or Becks.

    Chances are she'll hate you though anyway.
     
  3. NiftyBoy

    NiftyBoy Dandified

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    lollerskates and shenanigans!
     
  4. 5150

    5150 Frequent Visitor

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    tool: here's hoping--though I doubt it.;)
     
  5. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    It looks like ari wants to take that girl's place :mwink: :mwink:
     
  6. novak

    novak New Member

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    Face it, you'll never get her, no matter what she looks like.
     
  7. O.S.T

    O.S.T <img src=http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9838/e

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    she'll probably be a turk
     
  8. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    Expandable lederhosen... ;)
     
  9. Kaligraphic

    Kaligraphic Charles leChaud is my hero

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    Okay, she's a closet Nazi - even has an SS knife. If tool makes a move he's as good as dead.
     
  10. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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    Yeah, Yeah, set up a nazi theme in her room to make her feel at home ;)

    BTW: If you have a Liquor Barn or something similar nearby go to the Imported Beer section, look for the sign that says "Germany" and buy some random ones.
     
  11. stoned_jedi

    stoned_jedi Ethically Challenged

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    shes probobally a sweet innocent nice girl wholl turn out to be tools love of his life, and she will feel the same
     
  12. SanitysEdge

    SanitysEdge Aspiring Astrophysicist

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    Tool, Take pics when she arrives, to make this thread useful.
     
  13. TossMonkey

    TossMonkey brown bread?

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    Just remember to have a good supply of wienerhosen.
     
  14. fist_mlrs

    fist_mlrs that other guy

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    it isn't :p

    language shouldn't be problem at all, its allready been said, but most germans probably speak rather good english (though pronunciation may be a problem at the beginning). from my knowledge exchange students are rather odd (either teachers pets or pot victims) but good luck nonetheless, maybe she will teach you what reals food looks like. i wouldn't even dare to get any beer, primary because you proppably won't be able to get anything right, and secondary because pretty few german students who quallify for an exchange drink beer at all, you are better off with a rather sweet wine in this case... or a j├Ągermeister for that matter...


    and be shure not to make any nazi jokes, or you won't have to talk to her anymore unless you want to get into a five-hours discussion each time

    wtf would that be??? :con:
     
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  15. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    one-fingered gloves aka raincoats aka sausage-protectors of course ... do'h ;)
    // ---
    And you know what they say .... whatever you do, don't mention the war even though we all know that they started it.

    ;)
     
  16. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    She is finally here and OMG. :eek:

    Gotta take pics. And she barely speaks any english too.
     
  17. edhe

    edhe ..dadhe..

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    "I believe the expression is... shaved?"
     
  18. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    where's she from exactly?
     
  19. B

    B Bee

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    What what?! she's either uber hot or damn ugly...wow the suspense... tell us tool!!!!!!!!11
     
  20. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    I guess those were tools' last words ;)
     

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