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Funnybone my a$$!

Discussion in 'BuF Classics' started by Boom, May 25, 2000.

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  1. Troll|PuF

    Troll|PuF Poetic Terrorist

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    Actually if the rumours I heard are correct, Boom will be financing his new soundcard purchase by dancing for dollars.

    His "switchweapon" moves alone are worth more than any lap dance.

    :)


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  2. The_Dudester

    The_Dudester Surfing the edge of underconfidence.

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    I'd buy that for a dollar!

    Or a hundred or so. :)
     
  3. Troll|PuF

    Troll|PuF Poetic Terrorist

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    I think my experiences with the Boom dance are the most ph34rsome.

    As most of you know, I like to listen to Britney Spears when I frag. She makes me want to kill. So there is nothing more frightening than seeing the Dreaded Boom Shock Combo Dance occur on your screen in PERFECT SYNCH with "Hit Me Baby One More Time."

    Boom is OUR Britney. Except with smaller boobs.



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  4. The_Dudester

    The_Dudester Surfing the edge of underconfidence.

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    No.

    If Boom was our Britney, he'd have to be totally talentless, deserving only of a slow death by the hideous torture method of your choice...
     
  5. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    He he he. I'm gonna have to start recording demos, or playing with "behindview 1" (so I can view my behind).

    I'm the only one that doesn't get to see my dancing :(

    I was just readings Troll's post and trying to go through (in my mind) what it must look like when I shock combo.

    Alt fire - hump thrust
    release alt - girly jogging dance
    move forward, stop - hump thrust
    move back, stop - girly jogging dance
    primary fire - wave
    release primary - girly jogging dance

    OMG!!! Six dance moves every time I do a shock combo!!!! It uses 3 of the four taunts.

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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    Boom, Boom, Boom, let's go back to my room! Where we can do it all night, and I can make you feel right! Oooooooooo!
    ]LoL[Boom|PuF




    [This message has been edited by Boom (edited 06-23-2000).]
     
  6. el Gato|PuF

    el Gato|PuF Guest

    Boom, you want to view yourself from behind so you could see the bone up your a$$? ;)

    You should try it, or do a demo. I fear your dance moves as they make me pi$$ myself laughing. The other night my wife asked me what I was laughing at so loudly. I said, "the Boom dance". :)
     
  7. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    lol right now

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    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

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  8. el Gato|PuF

    el Gato|PuF Guest

    Boom has better legs. Plus he can drink. What he needs is some back-up dancers.

    Hmmm....

    I can see the next LOL practice now...

    Boom - "One, and two, and thrust, and... NO GATO! I SAID THRUST, NOT SPIN! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! GET IT RIGHT!"

    :)

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  9. Dark_Outlaw lPuFl

    Dark_Outlaw lPuFl New Member

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    hey boooooooom...

    what didya get on that corruption test again? i am sure that bone in your *** brought ya down a bit...
     
  10. GunnerX

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    Are you sure you didn't jump on the flag and it's lodged in there? I could have sworn I saw you glowing!!

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    -Ooga Shaka Ooga Ooga, Ooga Shaka Ooga Ooga..
     
  11. el Gato

    el Gato Has-Been

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    A sweet case of the swampies would cure you of this flag-up-the-butt ailment. Nothing will stay up there for long. :D
     
  12. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Here's the picture in my head right now...

    Boom dancing around with a flag up his arse.

    Reminds me of those little stringed toys on a base where you push the bottom of them and the toy dances. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
     
  13. PsychoMoggieBagpuss

    PsychoMoggieBagpuss Gone.

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    WTF is
    Which taunt it that one?
     
  14. Omega-Seven

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    !!!

    This is a two month old post you spee-lunkers!

    So stop funny-boning Boom's ass, i'm sure it's quite tired by now =)
     
  15. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Jing, I laughed soooo hard when I came back to chat and saw that "Server must be female" comment. You are on a roll my man.

    Rumple, one of the female taunts (I think it is Victory1, but I'm not sure) is the "grrrly dance". She puts her arms up over her head and hops from foot to foot. Sooooo cute.

    Gato, nice spelunking!! I love this thread.
     
  16. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Morety, I remember those toys.

    I must be really really old too. :p
     
  17. DedMeat

    DedMeat Dapper Rat

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    I played Boom for the first time a few nights ago and the shock-combo dance is a truely amazing sight, not to mention completely distracting :) Just thinking about it still makes me laugh.
     
  18. Syri

    Syri Who are you calling short?

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    RAOFLMAO

    Unfortunately, I have never seen these dances, but this thread cracks me up! LOL
     
  19. GunnerX

    GunnerX 2345 Posts

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    ROFLMAO!!!!! Some classic threads to lighten up my day. :D
     
  20. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    I'm still waiting to see why Boom wants some guy named 'Funny' to bone his as$...
     
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