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funny joke i heard the other day

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by K, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. K

    K i bite

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    A man is driveing in a car going about 40mph. His wife is in the passanger seat next to him. She leans over and says "Honey i have something to tell you. I'm getting a divorce."


    The man says nothing and starts to accelerate faster. The car is now going about 60mph. further down the road , the wife leans over and speaks agian. ". . And i am takeing the kids and the house."


    The man still says nothing but accelerates faster. The car in now flying at a swift 80mph. Futher down the road the puzzled wife leans over again and speaks. "Is't there anything you want?" she askes

    The man remains sielent , Then . . . .
    Right before the car collides into a wall , the man says. . .
    I dont want anything , I've got the airbag.
     
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  2. Jackal

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    Wouldn't matter if you had one or not at 120mph. You would still probably die.
     
  3. K

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    not the point. lol
    so i will edit it.
    *fixed lol
    thats just how i heard it.
     
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  4. O.S.T

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    it's a joke...
    I guess when someone tells a joke, where 2 animals talk to each other, you point out that it's not possible too
     
  5. daloonie

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    Picky picky picky...

    Found it roffolarious! :)
     
  6. GotBeer?

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    The joke is funny because it's true! Only we didn't have kids...
     
  7. K

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