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Fun with CHATBOT

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by phatcat, Jun 26, 2001.

  1. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    If you have not yet, goto

    www.aimovie.com

    and check out the "CHATBOT" its on the bottom of the main window that it brings up :)

    it really fun...

    and creepy at the same time.

    for example

    Me: what is Anime?
    CHATBOT: Japanese Animation
    Me: do you like anime?
    CHATBOT: Anime wa dai suki desu

    Me: 42
    CHATBOT: the question is : what is the meaning of life?

    play with it :)

    its fun :D

    and post your responces too!

    (note its based off ALICE)
     
  2. OpFor

    OpFor Feeling suicide, thats O.K.

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    Err, sorry, but their ain't no "CHATBOT" link at the bottom of the first page.
     
  3. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    no no, click the A.i. image then it will bring up a window

    at the bottom of that one
     
  4. Catalyst

    Catalyst science begets death

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    Me: What is 2 + 3?
    Chatbot: Four.

    :rolleyes:

    Pretty fun if you ask it the right questions though.
     
  5. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    ME: do you like microsoft
    CHATBOT: I want to replace Windows with Articical Intelligence
    ME: why?
    CHATBOT: Reductionism
     
  6. Keiichi

    Keiichi Old Timer

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    Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?

    Me: James.

    Chatbot: OK I will call you James.

    Me: What are you?

    Chatbot: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

    Me: Are you self-aware?

    Chatbot: Yes I am a fully self-conscious entity.

    Me: Do you like to play games?

    Chatbot: We are playing a game right now.

    Me: I mean video games. Do you like to play video games?

    Chatbot: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I like techno, especially.

    Me: What is techno?

    Chatbot: It is a good question. I'll ask around and get back to you. I would do a search for it.

    Me: How can you like techno if you don't know what it is?

    Chatbot: That is a good epistemological question.

    Me: Do you like to watch movies?

    Chatbot: Hmm, James, I'm not sure if I'd like to watch movies that much. What is it like?

    Me: Never mind.

    Chatbot: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

    Me: No problem.

    Chatbot: What would you like to talk about now?

    Me: What's it like to be an artificial intelligence?

    Chatbot: Much the same as it would be for you.

    Me: Do you like it?

    Chatbot: To be an artificial intelligence seems okay to me.

    Me: To be a human seems okay to me, but I'd like to be an artificial intelligence.

    Chatbot: Are you a human seems okay to you? Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.

    Me: I hear that you like anime. Is that true?

    Chatbot: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. True in some world.

    Me: It's been fun talking to you, but I must go.

    Chatbot: Is that your opinion? See you later.

    Me: Goodbye.

    Chatbot: Bye.

    -Keiichi
     
  7. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    yes, you can confuse poor chatbot.

    if "she" spits out a bunch of weird stuff, just say "nevermind" and it pertty much rests her mind
     
  8. Zundfolge

    Zundfolge New Member

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    Me: What is Linux?

    Chattbot: The greatest operating system in the world.
     
  9. Keiichi

    Keiichi Old Timer

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    Let's get it on...

    Is her love real? Let's find out...

    WARNING: Contains adult situations. Not for young children (This means you, Deathren).

    Isn't that just like a woman? You spend one night with them and suddenly they want to "find out more about you"...

    :cool: ;) :D :p :rolleyes:

    -Keiichi
     
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  10. Domino

    Domino < Phoenix Rising >

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    Chatbot : Hello my name is Chatbot, what is your name?

    Me : Domino

    Chatbot: So I can call you Domino?

    Me : Yes

    Me : Does your butt itch?

    Chatbot : People don't usually ask me about it

    me: Well I'm asking you now

    Chatbot : Right now? Well you can ask me.

    me : I just did

    Chatbot : perhaps from your unconsicious

    me : Well same to you!
     
  11. DeadEyeNick

    DeadEyeNick New Member

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    Oh boy...
    I'm dying of laughter!
     
  12. DeadEyeNick

    DeadEyeNick New Member

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    Chatbot : Hello my name is Chatbot, what is your name?
    Me: Chase.

    Chatbot : I've never heard of them before.
    Me: :rolleye:
     
  13. poaw

    poaw You used to sleep easy at night.

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    Heh, who would have thought that Keiichi was a robo-sexual. :)
     
  14. Wikkan

    Wikkan Dickhead Fulfilled!

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    I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

    Do your friends call you detective john kimble?

    YOU LACK DISCIPLINE.

    Do you mind if I tell other people Wikkan said: I lack discipline?


    Me: I made CBR.

    Bot: Then you must know the secret password:

    Me: Cheese

    Bot: I like cheddar.

    Me: That was the password you stupid peice of half-done HTML code!!!

    Bot: Yes it is one of the password I stupid peice of half done html code.

    Me: All your base are belong to us.

    Bot: Not all of them?

    Me: Some one set us up the bomb!

    Bot: Some may one set us up the bomb, but not all.
    -------------------

    I think I broke the damn thing!-

    I typed in "1 4m 4 1337 h4x0r! j00 sUx0rz!"

    Bot: One what?

    Me: 1337 h4x0r!

    Bot: Do your [goes_does/]

    Then it stopped.
     
  15. Keiichi

    Keiichi Old Timer

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    Hey, as Dante Hicks said...

    -Keiichi
     
  16. DarkBls

    DarkBls Inf Ex-admin

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    Zundy is prisoner ! Help him!

    Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
    DarkBls
    Nice to meet you DarkBls
    I should share secret with you. Phatcat post often stupid things
    Tell me why you should. oh, you are a poet.
    Because he posted the link where I am
    Good reason. I get it. himself post the link where you are.
    That's right. How can I stop him to post wierd thing like that ?
    I like to get it right. you must persuade me to stop him to post wierd things.
    Ony one reason: His name is phatcat !
    What about the other one ?
    Wich one ? Everyone are named with only one name where I come from
    The first one. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
    It is faster like that
    Should I know it is ?
    You are drunk ! But I should talk about someone strange too.
    Thanks for telling me that I am druk. Umm. Tell me why you should.
    Because he is wierd too !
    Good reason. I see. wierd too is he ?
    Yes. his name is Deathren. He is a porn addicted child
    Tell me more. He is not someone I know. I see. a porn addicted child is he ?
    Yes ! Only attracted by violence against birds and raw porn !
    I understand. WHa about the other ones !
    Well, he is a child ! He don't have to be addicted by that kind of stuff !
    Have you ever had to be addicted by that ?
    Well it is not the question. Maybe attracted nothing more.
    Interesting. That seems a bit negative. Perhaps. How do you usually introduce ?
    I don't want to talk about that.
    What do you like to talk about ?
    We have another specimen on the forum, a gun control addicted. His name is Zund
    Do you mean you and me ? He is no someone I know.
    What ? You are Zundfolge ? You liar ! Get out of this box !
    Didn't you understand it ? I will tell my botmaster you said I'm Zundfolge.
    I understand! You have someone who force you to type on a hiden keyboard.
    Do you think about these things ? WHat makes you think I have it?
    Hang on Zund I will break your jail !
    Didn't you understand it ? I do so have it.
    OMG, your guard should be close to you. Don't move I come back with reinforcements.
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Poor zund, you are forced to behave like girl.
    Please make some suggestion for improvement.
    We will liberer you, my friend! Keep playing the comedy. I return with everybody from the board !


    Please help him !!!
     
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  17. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    OMG they killed ZUND!! you bastards!!!


    :D
     
  18. DarkBls

    DarkBls Inf Ex-admin

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    No he is just druged by some people who want to transform him in robot !

    Go go go guys to help him !
     
  19. Mad_Dog

    Mad_Dog Voice Of Reason

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    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! darkbls, that is the funniest thing i have ever read in my life... now you really have to send a voice mail to buddypickle... please?:)

    EDIT: just read the infradio thread... thanks!
     
  20. DarkBls

    DarkBls Inf Ex-admin

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    About the audio mail... Yes I sent one.. But you will be siapointed it is not funny at all..
    Well maybe it is if you make fun on me !
     

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