FREE SNOW!!

[Cat Fuzz]

You just have to come and get it. Take all you want but eat all you take! Bring your dump truck! We have plenty!


Yes, folks, you too can have your own little piece of record breaking snowfall history! And it's all FREE, FREE, FREE!!

5 1/2 feet of snow in just a couple weeks! If you want, we'll even throw in some free ICE to go along with your free SNOW! All you have to do is bring an axe and break it away from business entrances and side street intersections! EASY!

SUV NOT included.

 

[militaryspetproject]

We have plenty here as well... thank you!

 

[Rukee]

It's bad here too, though not as bad as you have it Cat.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

It’s been in the 70’s for days where I live, and the 10-day forecast shows the high on the coldest day at 65 degrees. Can anyone say “GOLF?!”

 

[Kantham]

Yes, folks, you too can have your own little piece of record breaking snowfall history! And it's all FREE, FREE, FREE!!

Let's gather up our resources and create a new continent with it.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

It’s been in the 70’s for days where I live, and the 10-day forecast shows the high on the coldest day at 65 degrees. Can anyone say “GOLF?!”

You need SNOW my friend!! Come get some! Totally free. No obligation! Act now and we'll even DOUBLE your order! Just call the toll free number on your screen within the next 11 nanoseconds.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

I don't trust the picture. If that's really snow, how come i don't see any snowmen?

or snowwomen. or snowdogs. or snowsnails. or snowfrogs. or snowrinos. or snowmonkeys. Huh?! Where's the snowmonkeys?

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Um, snow monkeys........yeah, um, uh.........the snow monkeys are right there! You just can't SEE them because they are the same color as the snow. So, they, erm, blend in. Hard to see but they are there! Now, then. Just how many train loads of snow would you like?

 

[Sarevok]

I'd like to place an order for 2 buckets of snow. My address:
Grimm McGregor
1234 Applebury Lane
Chicago, IL 46337

 

[Cat Fuzz]

I'd like to place an order for 2 buckets of snow. My address:
Grimm McGregor
1234 Applebury Lane
Chicago, IL 46337

If by "buckets" you mean extended length box cars then I'll send them right over!!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Where’s the snowmonkey poo, huh? Oh, I suppose you’re going to tell me that snowmonkey poo is also white and blends in with the snow. The only way the poo could be white is if the monkeys eat snow. If the monkeys eat the snow, how come there is snow? Maybe it's not snow, but loads of snowmonkey poo.

I think this is all a big scam. You get us interested in free snow, then do a: “Oh, by the way. While you’re gathering all this snow, why don’t I just show you an exciting video about how you could purchase your very own timeshare.”

 

[Rukee]

Enough already Cat! Stop sending the snow my way!!

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Hey, we finally got a break and it's melting. My snowblower was overworked.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

if it's so cold, how come i see AC units stuck in the side of the buildings?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i've been manufacturing chickens that can easily be spotted in the snow.

 

[Rukee]

if it's so cold, how come i see AC units stuck in the side of the buildings?

Tell them to turn em off!! It's like -20* outside this morning without the windchill factor! Morons!!!