Fortune cookies for all!

[Bootsbaby]

·You will attend a party where strange customs prevail .... in bed
·Genius does what it must, Cameras do what they can.. in bed?
·Iguanas of sudden delight rest upon you tonight...in bed


oh my

 

[Clayeth]

found another site here

You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today in bed
Things to stay away from today: board games, and people named 'Swami' in bed

[edit] Cancel that, there are very few fortunes on that page [/edit]

 

[Da RicK]

I'm a bit asmatic

You will be unusually successful in breathing (in bed).

 

[Hunter]

cool

wow so many

'Destruction is one of your outstanding traits'