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Fortune cookies for all!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Clayeth, Jan 18, 2002.

  1. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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    I mentioned this in another thread, but then remembered this site. Anyway, When me and my friends ever get a fortune cookie, we always add 'in bed' to the end. Makes for some interesting fortunes.

    Go Here and post your fortune, with the extra ending. If someone knows a better one, post it. There aren't a whole lot of cookies here :(

    Here's Mine:
    "In order to win you must have a forklift, a grocery cart wheel and a muffin tin in bed."
     
  2. FireSlash

    FireSlash Whats a FireSlash?

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  3. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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  4. Camel

    Camel dduurrrrrrrrrr

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    Destruction is one of your outstanding traits.

    [evil]:D[/evil]
     
  5. eraser

    eraser I'm your brain on drugs.

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    Strong and bitter words indicate that you can talk in bed :D
    I can do the in bed thing too can't i clayeth? :)
     
  6. eraser

    eraser I'm your brain on drugs.

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    This is a good time to consider formally helping snails in bed :D :D this fortune cookie idea is gold! gold i tell ya!
     
  7. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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    That's what I meant for everyone to do

    "You will be called upon to help a 3 hole punch in bed"
    "Destruction is one of your outstanding traits in bed"

    get the idea?
     
  8. BlAcK_PlAgUe22

    BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze.

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    "A good evening is one spent with a sick fish that needs your help in bed."

    :con: :D
     
  9. Sam_The_Man

    Sam_The_Man I am the Hugh Grant of Thatcherism

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    Eww :eek: :D
     
  10. Silver_Dragon

    Silver_Dragon Gone

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    I got this

     
  11. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    :hmm: I got the destruction in bed thing as well, on my first try :D
    :)
     
  12. Deathmaker

    Deathmaker Balanced

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    :con: When one lacks a sense of running, there will be disaster......in bed.
     
  13. Foetal Youth

    Foetal Youth New Member

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    I see truffles in your future
     
  14. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
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    "Ignorance never settles the fluffy cold nose puppy dog in Bed"
    "You can have your cake and eat it too, so stop whining in bed"
    "Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed"

    :con:
     
  15. Clayeth

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  16. mobace

    mobace rimmerlike :(

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    Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer in bed.

    /me thinks that was almost a classic
     
  17. eraser

    eraser I'm your brain on drugs.

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    Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place?
     
  18. the~oreca

    the~oreca Retired.

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    You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in bed :D :D :D
     
  19. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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    I guess so. I tried to find a better site somewhere (with more that it just does randomly) but couldn't find one. We could just add whatever we want as a location to the end. How about this one:

    "You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in hell"
     
  20. Assymilator

    Assymilator No idea what to put here.

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    "Reduce to a minimum what is necessary in your fish bowl." :(
     

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