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Fluffable Conflict

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I broke into my neighbor’s house and ripped all the tags off their pillows that state that they can only be removed by the consumer under penalty of law. I did not steal anything, or pee in their plants, or nothin’. I just tore off those labels.

    Man, that’s be eating at me for ages. I feel so much better now.
     
  2. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    You started somethin'.
     
  3. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    You are "the consumer" now Q!
     
  4. QUALTHWAR

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    Nobody can prove anything. I buried the tags in the back yard then later dug them up, pissed on them, then buried them again. Then I dug them up again, pissed on them, and buried them upside down. Then dug them up, pissed on them, tried to light them on fire, but they were too wet from all the pee, so I just buried them again.

    They are pretty much wasted away by now anyway. I think it’s from all that pee.
     
  5. QUALTHWAR

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    that's fine, as long as i don't owe anything.
     
  6. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    And on a totally related note, and by 'totally' I mean, not at all, Spokane WA seems to get mentioned a lot lately in national commercials. I don't like this.
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    we're going to need maps to figure this one out. And maybe some gum. Not the kind with sugar in it because that will crap your teeth out in no time. That fake sweetener might be a bad idea, too. I don’t need any of that nicotine gum, either. You know what, forget the gum. We probably don’t even need it. However, duct tape; we’ll need plenty of that. And maps. Did I mention that maps?


    You know this looks like an all-nighter. Someone needs to make a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers.
     
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  8. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    That's where I was born. Completely unrelated to the topic, but I'm just saying.

    Also, mayonnaise.
     
  9. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Hey! I was born here too! And my two kids too! I'm going to the store.



    //ph34r my proper usage of to,two and too!!
     
  10. Twrecks

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    Give the man a tutu!
     
  11. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    is this wehre teh funnay gos?
     
  12. QUALTHWAR

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    Yes, this is it. Please polka with caution.
     
  13. Twrecks

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    I called the Federal Bereau of Fluffable Protection Agency, and reported this thread as your confession.
     
  14. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    What are you? The Fluffable Protection Police or something?
     
  15. Twrecks

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    I see it as a civic responsibility. A man starts taking tags off pillows, the next thing you know he's making falafels for the taliban. I've seen it happen before, my neighbor began with removing child proof caps, now his house is a methanol lab churning out home made mouthwash for African dissidents. I'm just glad the Koreans haven't discovered how to enrich silly puddy in a microwave, one minute a harmless child's toy, the next a bubbling hot mass of scalding acne remover...
     
  16. QUALTHWAR

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    how exactly is my new plan to create nanobots to eat pillow tags reckless?
     
  17. The Purple Bunny

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    The nanobots will replicate and form new tags, defying you and asserting their free will.

    Wow. Now I'm hungry.
     
  18. QUALTHWAR

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    I don’t see the connection between pillow tags and hunger.
     
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    Pillow tag as an Olympic sport will campaign to combat hunger. Not sure if the pillows are to be used as weapons, but if involves girls gone wild it will get good TV ratings.
     
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