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Extreme sexual frustration

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bad.Mojo, Apr 8, 2000.

  1. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Do to youthful indiscretion, (resulting in blood tests, ugh -- though the prognosis was good) I haven't been "allowed" to get laid in months. I'm going insane. I haven't gone without sex this long in years. I think I'm gunna die. Naw...
     
  2. INF_Neo

    INF_Neo Infiltration Sound Engineer

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    well, I could say something sarcastic but...

    I feel with you. You poor little man.

    Always look on the briiight side of life...
     
  3. thornz

    thornz Inhuman...yes indeed

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    I just got some

    ha ha!
     
  4. Andirez

    Andirez push the limits

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    Mojo, I thought you had sex with your monitor some time ago ? Wasn't it everything you expected ?
     
  5. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Yes. It was electrifyin. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    Well, the good news is I'm perfectly clean, so its time to go get some.
     
  6. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    p.s. It's been like 8 months. I don't think my balls could be any bluer.
     
  7. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    Come on, I thought you were warriors.
    Don't you remember Conans words?
    Don't know the exact English phrase, but must've been something like:
    'What's the most beatiful thing for a man?'
    'To fight the enemy, to pursue and kill him, and to enjoy the crying of the women!'
    (guess that was the pssrest possible German-English translation..)
    What I wanted to say:
    It is not the size of the balls on the dog, its the size of the dog on the balls!
    If you're dog/man enough, you'll find there are other enjoyable things to do for a man!
    But on the other hand, I bet I had less sex in more time than you..if this helps you anyway..

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  8. Loki

    Loki New Member

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    No, thats Sun Tzue your quoteing from, the most famous taticion in history.
     
  9. ShakKen

    ShakKen Specops Spook

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    Not possible, Sun Tzu believed war as a last resort.
     
  10. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    War is the first resort though. Conflict and strife is what drives humanity to greatness. Sunny was an idiot.
     
  11. ShakKen

    ShakKen Specops Spook

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    Shaddap you. He's chinese, your not. We handsome, you ugly. So there=)
     
  12. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    Hey you racist!
    I always thought we were the greatest racists in the world, but slowly I start to think there are bigger..
    Sunny Crocket was not Chinese!
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    Sorry..
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    Sun Tsu was surely one of the greatest writers on war; but his book is old - some even doubt it was a single person who wrote this book.
    For modern tech I'd prefer a M1 in my back than a river..
    And I doubt you'll see a confused enemy, when his flags move around - cause if you see one today, you better start shooting.

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  13. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Man, I love you chinese. You make the best food in the world. Rice any way you can think of, awesome, actually edible vegetables, juicy tender strips of succulent meat (ribs baby, its all about the ribs).

    Yum.
     
  14. Beppo

    Beppo Infiltration Lead-Programmer

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    to the Conan thing:
    Snakeeye is quoting Conan /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif ... so Conan quoted Sun Tzue ...

    have watched this video some days ago.. so /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

    Beppo
     
  15. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    hmm..
    Maybe I should start telling everybody not to write Snakeye..perhaps you would do it just to make me angry..

    so, for anyone, I bow down and cry out to you:
    'PLEASE SPELL IT >>SNAKEYE<<'

    And yes, it was from Conan, but I only watched the German version, so I had to translate it myself, and therefore it will sound completely different in the English version.

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  16. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    does it help you when i say i'm a virgin?
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    -just because you're paranoid don't mean i'm not after you-
     
  17. MrTicky

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    No Bad.Mojo... Nowadays all chinese are those Shaolin Monks that do all does Kung Fu kicks and stuff, if I were ya I wouldnt mess with 'em!

    N e way, this will get ya horny...

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  18. Mr. T

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    I love Chinese food, but I think Italians make the best food.
     
  19. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Well MrTicky, as much as I like virtual-cyber-giga-tesla-magic-box-CGI-rendered leather sluts, unless Sega comes up with something that can plug directly into my penis (without, of course, <A HREF="http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1998-12.html" TARGET=_blank>electrocuting me</A\&gt\; \), I'm looking for something that has more... you know... aliveness to it.

    As for you, reaper, that's just depressing.

    And as for you, Mr. T, the italians make some damn fine cuisine, but nothing can beat the real Canadian shiznits. Beer, french fries soaked in gravy and smothered in cheese, more beer, the hockey game, and a fine pretty blonde half-french honey hanging off your arm. That's what i call a fine dinner.
     
  20. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Well MrTicky, as much as I like virtual-cyber-giga-tesla-magic-box-CGI-rendered leather sluts, unless Sega comes up with something that can plug directly into my penis (without, of course, electrocuting me), I'm looking for something that has more... you know... aliveness to it.

    As for you, reaper, that's just depressing.

    And as for you, Mr. T, the italians make some damn fine cuisine, but nothing can beat the real Canadian shiznits. Beer, french fries soaked in gravy and smothered in cheese, more beer, the hockey game, and a fine pretty blonde half-french honey hanging off your arm. That's what i call a fine dinner.
     

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