Experiment

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QUALTHWAR

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I’ve been doing experiments for many months now to see how elevator music affects refrigerator paint. Please see findings.



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KurtonTheMagician

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Oh, now I get it!

You're a jeeny-us. (sp?)

EDIT: Wait, what's the point of that oversized twinkie having a door?
 
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Where my hat is at?

Does it involve some sort of copulation with that toothpick in the first picture?
 

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QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
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I just realized that I forgot to include the Summary of my experiment. I included the data and the images, but forgot the Summary.

The experiment began well with me recording notes such as:
Dec. 29, 8:02 PM: No apparent change noticed in the refrigerator paint while playing elevator music.
Dec. 29, 8:05 PM: Still no apparent change noticed in the refrigerator paint while playing elevator music.
Dec. 29, 8:11 PM: Still no apparent change noticed in the refrigerator paint while playing elevator music.

These notes were recorded on notepaper and after about 12 months of experimentation, you can imagine all the paper that was used. In fact, I estimated about one tree’s worth of paper was used; see image above of tree.

I started transcribing the notes from paper into an Excel spreadsheet, but realized that every note was basically the same: no apparent change noticed in the refrigerator paint while playing elevator music.

So, I decided to just record the number of experimental months; see image above of spreadsheet.

Since I needed a control subject to see if elevator music affected its paint, too, I used a school bus; see image above of school bus.
 
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KurtonTheMagician

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Boooooooze.

Saw this in the local newspaper. You might wanna get your ass outta here if you don't want to be chased by a bloodthirsty, Swiffer Sweeper-carrying mob.

The Daily Walton Simons said:
The use of Alex Brandon's songs elevator music is not going over well with the good folks in Fridgeland. Some of the inhabitants, including a Dr. 'Skippy's Peanut Butter' and a Mrs. 'Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup' have petitioned against the cruel and unauthorized experimentation performed within their domain, and are planning to take legal action for what has been done to their innocent homeland.