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EveryOne Read This I Have A Question

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Festering Anus, Jun 12, 2011.

  1. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    Ok i may be dumb for sayin this but Whatever..... I cant talk to a girl i try to but i dont know what to say (I feel like a dumbass) so any thoughts and im tired of not havin a girlfriend!?!?!?
    Any Thoughts
     
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    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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  3. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    No im 15 And im tired of not havin a girlfriends
     
  4. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
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    rape her

    after you get her pragnet and she has a babby she will be your girlfriend
     
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    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    grab her by your pinkies with your thumbs on your temples that should do it
     
  6. Thrash123

    Thrash123 Obey Leash Laws

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    15? Don't worry about it. You will be hard pressed to have a meaningful relationship at that age. I'm almost 28 and still dating, regretting most of my younger relationships.
     
  7. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits
     
  8. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    you could have had this entire discussion in IRC!
    comma comma mad face lol

    but seriously.
    talking to girls is easy peasy lemon squeasy. or at least it shouldn't be as hard as some guys make it out to be. they're just people man. I was shy when I was young but at some point I realized that the anxiety or whatever is all in your mind.

    talk to a girl like you'd talk to a guy.
    the problem is that guys go into a conversation with a chick based on "I want to be in you" and that alters their behavior, even if subconsciously. you can't go into it like that. sure, that may very well be the goal, but if you're ever going to relax and be yourself (thus exuding confidence; the primary trait that women are attracted to) you need to just treat the approach and conversation like any other.

    cold open. don't come up with lines because women can spot them.
    be yourself; which sounds like the lamest and oldest advice there is but it's true. just talk. just start talking. assuming the girl you're interested in is from an environment you both share (like work, school, etc), then open with that; something you have in common even if you think it's gay. but you want to be natural, this will disarm a woman much better than if you appear like you're trying to be suave or have an agenda.

    girl wants to be treated like an equal, not a conquest.
    my most successful relationships have all started from total innocence. shooting the sh*t after class, gossiping about someone from work, etc.
     
  9. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    thanks 4 halp
     
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    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    What if I talk to guys because I want to be in them?
     
  11. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    then you are homosexual person who must be cleansed.

    Jesus will kick your ass out of heaven for that shit.
     
  12. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    Lets try to keep this cival Slater_Dargoni

    I knew you guys would make fun of me :mad:
     
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    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    One question I have, I know girls are into a man who dresses well. I guess I normally wear my Nikes and Adidas Sweater, so Im a pretty cool guy. I normally wear Camo pants, because I know girls like military. Well I think I know. What do you guys think? Have any tips?

    I have a simpsons tshirt that girls like, but I only wear that 2 day a week, sometimes 3
     
  15. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
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    i have one of these in a size XXXL [​IMG] bitches love it
     
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    o sweet I have one too [​IMG]
     
  17. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    When I was 15, I walked by my wife-to-be-10-years-later on a daily basis without acknowledging her existence. MY advice to you, carry an ugly stick.
     
  18. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING SIR?
     
  19. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
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    you know if she isnt impressed by your bitchin new muscle shirt that shows off your bitchin ass nipples you should sneak in to her house when shes a sleep and Pour a can of 7 -Up on her menstruating pussy and eat her out, when she wakes up she'll be all like "oh god be my babby boo" and you got your self a girlfriend
     
  20. drakon

    drakon Introverted™

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    Ok. Nvm :p
     

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