These are all strange laws having something to do with sex or some kind of sexual nature that were found at dumblaws.com. I'm pretty sure that most of them are hundreds of years old and were just never repealed, but they're still in the law books and you could possibly be arrested for them.
Alabama
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
California
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
Colorado
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Georgia
All sex toys are banned.
The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.
Idaho
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Illinois
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Indiana
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Iowa
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars
One may not receive anal sex.
Louisiana
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Maryland
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Massachusetts
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
Michigan
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife. Furthermore, no prosecution may take place if the offense was committed over a year from when a complaint was made.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Minnesota
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
Four women may not rent an apartment together.
Montana
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
Nebraska
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Nevada
Sex toys are outlawed.
New Jersey
Cross-dressing is illegal.
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
Ney York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
North Carolina
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Ohio
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Anal intercourse is banned.
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Oklahoma
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Oregon
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Pennsylvania
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
South Carolina
Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.
Bitches in heat shall be confined.
Tennessee
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
Utah
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Only animal services officials and policemen may molest animals
Virginia
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
Washington
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Wisconsin
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. That would mean that women could not be guilty of rape and neither could men who thought they were married to the woman.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
Alabama
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
California
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
Colorado
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Georgia
All sex toys are banned.
The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured.
Idaho
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Illinois
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
Indiana
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Iowa
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars
One may not receive anal sex.
Louisiana
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Maryland
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Massachusetts
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
Michigan
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife. Furthermore, no prosecution may take place if the offense was committed over a year from when a complaint was made.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Minnesota
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi
Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
Four women may not rent an apartment together.
Montana
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
Nebraska
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Nevada
Sex toys are outlawed.
New Jersey
Cross-dressing is illegal.
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
Ney York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
North Carolina
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Ohio
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Anal intercourse is banned.
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Oklahoma
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
Oregon
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Pennsylvania
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
South Carolina
Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.
Bitches in heat shall be confined.
Tennessee
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
Utah
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
Only animal services officials and policemen may molest animals
Virginia
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
Washington
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Wisconsin
Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. That would mean that women could not be guilty of rape and neither could men who thought they were married to the woman.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
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