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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    please tell me a story about a duck that lives in a small pond.

    it's for research i'm doing on ducks in small ponds.

    also, i'm bored!
     
  2. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Once upon a time there was a duck named Rassafratz. He was a beautiful duck. The other ducks in the pond looked up to his beauty and wisdom. Then he was eaten by a gator. Distraught, the other ducks killed themselves.

    The end.
     
  3. QUALTHWAR

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    Wow! I mean, wow. That story had everything: Ducks, wisdom, beauty, carnivores, death and distress. It even had closure. This will help greatly in my research because I didn’t know gators ate ducks.
     
  4. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    You see, you gotta ... dry the Gatorade on your windshield and ya gotta ... cook it in the hot May sun and ya gotta ... crystallize that **** and ... pack the glass piece and smoke that sweetass sheeit, b-yotch!
     
  5. QUALTHWAR

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    thank you for your story about ducks in a small pond; i think.
     
  6. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    "..."
     

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    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    I bet W is tearin' **** up in bathrooms coast to coast.
     
  9. QUALTHWAR

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    he was a preidnet or something.
     
  10. NeoNite

    NeoNite Starsstream

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    There once was a duck in a small pond. It was really thirsty, so it drank. But it couldn't stop drinking and consumed all the water (and wildlife).
    Then it became so fat, it fell on its back. Unfortunately, a tiny stone tickled it's spine. So the duck couldn't stop laughing. Nor fall asleep.

    Eventually, he became zombie duck. A great, ferocious man eating beast. Terrorising the streets of city, somewhere in the middle of anywhere. A towering inferno, a landslide victory. A wobbling jelly of disgust, slowly but surely, steadily progressing into the arms of doom.

    The military machine awaited its arrival. When it popped and reared its ugly face over the tops of yon pine trees nearby, it was blown to smithereens.

    The water poured out of its neck, and filled a nearby pond. Or whatever resembled this. It had been a warm, long summer.

    A young, tired duck landed on the smooth smelly water.

    The end?
     
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  11. TurdDrive

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    Duck Rhymes WITH ****
     
  12. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Most excellent observation, three thumbs up the butt and a cocktwist.
     
  13. QUALTHWAR

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    Wait. I thought you could only turn into a zombie if you had Heinz 57 fed to you intravenously. At least I got that impression from watching south park.
     
  14. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    No no no. You're thinking of pink eye.
     
  15. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    Watch out for Butt **** a Duck Chuck! Feathers will fly!
     
  16. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    I'm all up in your PB, fusking on your GTO!
     
  17. QUALTHWAR

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    Goat Turd Oven? wtf?
     

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