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Don't you hate it when your under wear sticks to your anus?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Plumb_Drumb, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    I refuse to take a shower.
     
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    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    England, here I come.
     
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    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    I have no thought. THOUGHT THOUGHT THOUGHT THOUGHT
     
  4. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    Take a shower, you dumb american.

    RON PAUL

    my shower is broken

    They said use plumbers putty, so I put it in the shower head, and now no water comes out.
     
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  5. Peavey

    Peavey American Cheeseburger

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    Dude, this thread title had potential :(
     
  6. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    had?
    And then you showed up?

    Isn't there a guitar you should be plucking?
     
  7. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    Okay, so here's a story. I got really ****ing bored and went to the store and bought some beer.

    Not up to standards, there were some really hot bitches, and I looked at them crossed eye'd.

    Then I walked home, and looked at how boring and sad this place is.

    The rest is "Ban Plumb, he's a Menace"

    I get the routine.

    Next time I'm exposing my balls.
     
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    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    don't think too hard, it'll damage the outer tissue.
     
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    I've heard that a wolverine is wandering around and piercing women's uterus. Is that true? Respond.
     
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    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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