Don't ya hate it when...

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Catalyst

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So I notice the "Low Fuel" light come on in my little wanna-be-sports-car ZX2, and I pull into the local cheap gas station to pump some fine unleaded gas into that little demanding ****er. I pay first, walk out, stick the nozzle in the tank and flip that little tab so it pumps by itself. Next thing I know the nozzle falls out of the tank and sprays gasoline all over my car and myself. I then attempt to pump it by hand only to find every time I squeeze the handle it doesn't quite "catch" (no gas comes out although the handle is depressed). You'd think after all the feats of technology this world has come up with, they'd invent some better ****ing gas pumps.

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Hehe...i've been there man. It's nice to know that computer gods, like yourself, have the same day-to-day probs that we feeble humans have.
 

CoffeyCan

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Man I hate it when that happens, THEN when I try and smoke crack in my car and burst into flames, well that really ticks me off! All I want is to enjoy a $5 crack high and my pants melt to my legs...I tell ya /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
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shan

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That's why I use Cocain. It's a bit more expensive, but a lot safer to use in the car at the gas station when covered in gas, which happens all the time to me. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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Kibbles-N-Bits

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You think you got it bad...?

I got one that tops your little mishap Mojo! One of the guys I met at a party one time was out with his BRAND NEW 550 Maranello and had just pulled into a Full-service station. Aparently, the guy pumping the gas for him was wearing a polyster or something sweater over top of his work rags... the sweater gave off a bit of static, lit the gas he was pumping... and boom. Goodbye $350,000 sports car. Yes this IS a true story. It was on the news the next day after he called me about it... poor car... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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Catalyst

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Can't I use the little pissed off face without being mistaken for Bad.Mojo?! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Too bad about the car, yeah, but what about the poor bastard pumping gas?

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hehehe

LOL that proves it...the face is officially his trademark.

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Katton

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Bad.Mojo

That does it.
I think Bad.Mojo should bevome a full member of the Inf team, and the red constipated face should be for his use only.
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Bad.Mojo

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I concur. Hell, with all the beta testing I've done for other games, and my experience at QA AND Networking/hardware/software issues from my old job, I could be a lead tester.

And I could date a cheerleader, but its not that likely to happen.

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