does any one here like his PENIS?

[GoD142]

Yes you heard me right!
I read in a Penthouse mag that some men 34% ot them don't even likje theyr own sexe, so there for they don't like having a penis!

Can you believe that!

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

My Penis is my best friend.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733

 

[Taskmaster]

I..... oh I just can't put some pre-pubescent joke on here... I was so close to doing it!

There was a tax form that was a "Penis Tax" joke.

I'll see if I can find it.

 

[UpYours]

I know this is off topic but SHEEEZZZ!!!

Ahem..the answer is NO.

It has cost me a fortune$$$

and major back problems. /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif The Doc said I can no longer lift anything heavy...which means I have to sit down to take a leak now /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by OFUY (edited 02-21-2000).]

 

[L_S]

I dunno, me and Mr. Winkie get along pretty good. We have similar taste in women. I take care of him and he takes care of me. It's a give and take relationship, I'd have it no other way.

"Set it, and forget it." Ron Popeil, genius inventor

[This message has been edited by LiquiD_SiN (edited 02-21-2000).]

 

[Taskmaster]

Sound like L_S has a grip on his penis.... wait, uh I mean, he's gotten a handle on it... crap, what I mean is... he has worked the kinks out of his.... oh never mind

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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[Taskmaster]

Wait one more penis joke...

I'm kind of attached to mine! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

 

[phishedNET]

I wouldn't be the man I am today without my penis

[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I alone hear his tortured screams!! Screamy noises!! Eeeeek!

 

[Sky]

Like a mind a penis is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[GoD142]

HEY! HEY!
I tell yah that's just like us.
RAGE142 is one of my own.
He's with me in a clan.


Still i gotta tell yah. My penis is the only thing i love more in this one then women.
Still could you imagine not having a PENIS, well only if your a man!
I mean GOD_DAMN! excuse the harsh language!!!

MY PIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!!!!!

 

[GoD142]

HEY! HEY!
I tell yah that's just like us.
RAGE142 is one of my own.
He's my bretheren

Still i gotta tell yah. My penis is the only thing i love more in this one then women.
Still could you imagine not having a PENIS, well only if your a man!
I mean GOD_DAMN! excuse the harsh language!!!

MY PIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!!!!!!

 

[*Anal Rapist*]

It be nice if I could read what rage f**kin' wrote though I don't care. Anyways look at the red face to the side. That is what I get lots of. Auuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The Mighty Raper of Rectums!!!!

 

[Taskmaster]

AR...You are one sick puppy.... get some counseling! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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[UpYours]

I'm glad I've since learned in my study that "God Dam" is NOT taking the Lord's name in vane. Else me and God142 would have a problem...but alas...alls well that ends well
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[CHRYSt]

Oh, I wish mine was an oscar meyer weiner...Then I could remove the damn thing and be completely asexual. Girls suck, and guys are ugly.
Ok, strike that, I like when girls suck. Girls are clunky.

What was the best thing god ever did for man? He gave us the pùssy.
What was the cruelest? He put women in charge of it.

"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM

 

[ZenMasterV]

I wisely refuse to get involved in this topic /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif