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DIRTY ADULT PORNO INSIDE

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Dopefish, Jul 5, 2000.

  1. The Dopefish

    The Dopefish Active Member

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    Well, Boom said all the women would come if I posted this, so don't blame me if what you wanted isn't what you got. ;)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  2. L_S

    L_S .

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    You're such a tease!
     
  3. The Dopefish

    The Dopefish Active Member

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    At least I didn't tease about Ren and Stimpy coming back. God bless those two.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  4. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    $1000 if you can find where I ever said that ALL the women would show up. :)

    Kristina will be along any minute now. ;)

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  5. Wendy

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    I am so offended!

    How can U joke about the degredation of women?

    That makes me so mad!

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  6. The Dopefish

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Or start a thread titled "DIRTY ADULT PORNO INSIDE". I don't know Wendy that well, but her roommate Kristina will not miss a thread with that kind of title. - Boom, from the OT thread "Missing out of action."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Since those two account for a good percentage of the women who replied/were named in my "Who here is female?" thread in the UT forum, I'd say that's close to all of them. ;) Let me know if you ever get $1000 dollars Boom. ;)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [This message has been edited by The Dopefish (edited 07-04-2000).]
     
  7. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    *Sigh* ;) ;)

    Dopefish mistake #1 - I said I don't know Wendy that well, but I thought Kristina would show up, this clearly implies that I did not know if Wendy would show up or not. I never said Wendy would show up. She did anyway, but I never ever said she would. I clearly said I do not know her well enough to say if she would or not. I have absolutely no idea how you could interpret what you quoted above as me saying that Wendy would show up.

    Dopefish mistake #2 - ALL means ALL not 50% or 75% or even 99%. ALL means 100%. Even if you insist on completely misinterpreting what I said to mean that both Kristina and Wendy would show up, they are not ALL of the PuF females. Show me where I said they would all show up and you get your money.

    Dopefish mistake #3 - <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>those two account for a good percentage of the women who replied/were named in my "Who here is female?" thread - Dopefish<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Nine females were mentioned in that thread. Since when is 2 of 9 (or 22.2%) a good percentage? Also, as I stated above... I never ever said that Wendy would show up. So it is actually 1 of 9 (or 11.1%). Since when is 11.1% a good percentage?

    Dopefish mistake #4 - <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I'd say that's close to all of them. - Dopefish<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Since when is 1 out of 9 close to all??? If I owed you $9 and gave you $1 would you feel like I gave you close to all of your money? Even if you continue to insist that I said 2, its still not close to all.

    Dopefish mistake #5 - <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR> Let me know if you ever get $1000 dollars Boom.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You'll get it when I said you'll get it, when you show me <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>where I ever said that ALL the women would show up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not most, not "close to all" and certainly not 1 (or even 2) out of nine.

    Dopefish mistake #6 - trying to split hairs with an attorney. ;) This is why people hate lawyers. :) This is what I do for a living dude. If you give Mark McGuire a bat and throw him a ball, he is going to hit it out of the park. I am trained to tear people apart in these sort of situations. :)

    I love ya Dopey, I hope you don't think I'm being mean with this post, its just what I was trained to do. Its like instinct at this point or something. ;) Anytime you start a sentence with "Well, Boom said" make sure that what follows is what I actually said. Otherwise my poopyhead legal training will kick in again :p

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  8. Ruffrider

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    Booms just defending himself because hes a poor ba$tard and has touched a c-note in like 12 years... I make more than him working at A&P lol.

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  9. ~Cobra~

    ~Cobra~ Cursed!

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    hey booms... teach me some of that cool legal stuff ;)

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  10. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    LOL at Ruffy!

    I make good money, then I send it all to the evil student loan people. I gotta pay those m0s $1200 a month for 15 years. That is what it costs to be a lawyer these days. I had to borrow almost $100,000 to get through law school (worked my way through undergrad, no loans there) and with the crazy interest, by the time I pay it all off it will be over $200,000. It really really sucks. If it wasn't for student loans I would have the mack daddy computer setup with all sorts of schmegaherts and rams and busses and the PXL and the Boomslang and the intellieye and 100" flat monitor on the wall. :)

    Let's see what I can teach Cobra....

    Ummm, I do environmental law.... Here is a tip I learned from my evil opponents. If you are going to poison a bunch of people with nasty toxic stuff, get the stuff classified as "oil industry waste". The oil industry has a massive lobby in Washington, so all the good environmental laws (Clean Air Act, Clean Water Act, Cercla, RCRA, etc) all have a little provision that says, "this law doesn't apply to the oil companies." It pisses me off to no end. Here is a tip for us good guys. If the baddies want to destroy a forest or something, it doesn't matter how beautiful it is, they will probably be allowed to do it. Unless there is an endangered species in it. Most enviro laws simply say that the baddies have to weigh the pros and cons, then they can go ahead and do whatever they want. Except the Endangered Species Act. It is the only enviro law that says "the baddies are not allowed to do this no matter what". So if you want to save a piece of the environment, get a spotted owl and stick it in a tree.

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  11. Kristina|BFH

    Kristina|BFH Leave me Alone

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    What would make you think that I would ever enter a post with a topic like Dirty Adult Porno? My God, I am just a sweet, innocent little girl who likes to entertain older men in my room. OOPS, wrong forum.

    Boom - I would think that if I am the 11.1% that would be ALL you could handle.

    Wendy is such a prude sometimes.
     
  12. SU3000

    SU3000 Bringer of Fear and 0wnage

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    And that makes 2, seven more to go :)

    Now where is that pr0n?

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  13. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Kristina, you are waaaay to much woman for me to handle. I bow to your superior perversion.

    I know when I am outmatched. ;)

    Heck, I've seen you get an entire chat room full of guys all worked up, just for sport.

    You are the only PuF female who can make me blush at a moments notice.

    All hail Kristina! Queen of PuF sexuality.

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  14. The Dopefish

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    Boom mistake #1 - It's McGwire, not McGuire. Get it right. M0. :)

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  15. Troll|PuF

    Troll|PuF Poetic Terrorist

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    o....umm....hi.... I um...like...well I lost some of my pr0n and well...I was hoping maybe you guys had found it.......

    guess not, I'll keep looking....

    /me scuttles out of the thread


    p.s. tho if you happen across a pair of batwings, let me know, ok?


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  16. Goughmezz

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    Lawyers run this country and we wonder why Washington is so screwed up. "The evil student loan people"- BWahahahahaha!!!!
     
  17. Rodzilla

    Rodzilla PuF Fossil

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    Wolf Blackstar That other Wing Commander guy

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    /me smacks LordKhaine around for a bit with the butt of a Shock Rifle
     
  19. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    /me firmly plants an impact hammer up LK's lower orifice
     
  20. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Heeeeeeeee.

    You got me Dopey.

    Lesson for Boom #1 - Boom shouldn't post about stuff like baseball, cause he don't know nothing about it. ;)

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