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Ding Dong Pokemon Dongs

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Festering Anus, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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  2. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    This thread is hilarious.

    oh and youre not touching my DS if you touch my DS I will smash yours

    And DUDE implies a male (I even looked it up in the dictionary)

    Have fun playing with Dudeskull
     
  3. inferyes

    inferyes Spaced In

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    I named my dong yellowducky.
     
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  4. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    "Well I'm not trading your psyduck back to you. I'd sooner release it to the wild then trade it back"

    10 year olds.
     
  5. JohnDoe641

    JohnDoe641 Killer Fools Pro Staff Member

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    [23:37] <@Haarg> Oh I think I know who you are. You're Sean who sits to the left of us in the chemistry class right
    [23:43] <@SKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL> Shut up Roundy.
    [23:44] <@Haarg> [22:45:06] <SKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL> Shut u
    [23:45] <@SKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL> aarg>
     
  6. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    Yellow ducky
    He's my pal
    Yellow ducky
    He don't need a towel
    Yellow ducky
    He be water fowl
    Yellow ducky
    When I trade him
    I won't have a cow
    Yellow ducky
    He smoke some grass
    Now all he thinks about
    Is getting some chicks ass
     
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  7. m00naY

    m00naY Member

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  8. Twisted Metal

    Twisted Metal Anfractuous Aluminum

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    I love how people call the plural of pokemon "pokemons".
     
  9. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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  10. ambershee

    ambershee Nimbusfish Rawks

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    That and "Legos", although that is more excusable, given that the plural of pokemon is clearly pokemon because it's used constantly in the game dialogue.
     
  11. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Bonaire:

    [​IMG]

    map of bonaire:

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    [​IMG]

    Bonaire iguana

    [screenshot]http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z299/klangel/Bonaire/fea3.jpg[/screenshot]

    [screenshot]http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z299/klangel/Bonaire/ad00.jpg[/screenshot]

    miss bonaire

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Darkdrium

    Darkdrium 20% Cooler

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    This one is good just because of the "Klein Bonaire" :D

    (Klein in German means small in English ;))
     
  13. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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  14. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    German and Dutch.
     
  15. kiff

    kiff That guy from Texas. Give me some Cash

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    I would have guessed it meant clean. but I guess if it's small it will stay pretty clean
     
  16. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    I had my doubts but once I got into the thread proper I considered this the best 10 minutes of today. Thank you for that.
     
  17. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    This thread is now brought to you by the word "bonaire."
     
  18. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    Bonaire.
    It's the other oxygen.
     
  19. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    Did you know that a Yellow ducky turns Blue.
    When you put your hands around it's neck, and squeeze.
     
  20. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    Who here hasn't bathed with a yellow ducky?
     

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