Dignity Kicks

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QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
Apr 9, 2000
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This is the hot, new group, Dignity Kicks. They can be hired for weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, gay lunches. The originator of the group, Wing Wang (far right) feels that the group’s success depends upon their ability to be dignified while looking foolish high-kicking. Wing’s fellow “kickers” do not share his so-serious demeanor and feel the main thing is to “just have fun.”

Will this violent divergence in viewpoints rip the group apart?! Will they still be together after 50 years, like the Rolling Stones? Will a diet high in fiber create embarrassing situations for them?

It would be a shame if something did happen to them because these guys (including the ladyboy on the left) are really good. How do I know? I’ve hired them. Not for parties or funerals, or even anything gay. No, I’ve hired them to help me with my golf game. After I tee off, I have these yahoots come dancing and kicking their way to the tee box just before my friends tee off. After that, they can’t hit for squat. It’s like gas warfare in matching jumpsuits.

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teh3vilspa7ula
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Why yes, Terence Howard (the one on the far right) is the son of Clint Howard, and in more ways than one my bubba trubba.