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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    40-ish ........................ 49
    Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone
    Athletic ...................... No breasts
    Average looking .......... Moooo
    Beautiful .................... Pathological liar
    Emotionally Secure ... On medication
    Feminist .................... Fat
    Free spirit .................. Junkie
    Friendship first .......... Former slut
    New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places
    Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs
    Open-minded ............. Desperate
    Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing
    Professional .............. Bitch
    Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
    Huge frame ............... Hugely Fat
    Wants soul mate ....... Stalker
     
  2. Rabid Wolf

    Rabid Wolf Piano Man Ghost

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  3. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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  4. [DecoY]

    [DecoY] Phat out of hell

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    personal experience, Qualth? :p
     
  5. Nachimir

    Nachimir Crony of Stilgar

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    Not jealous = Jealous.
    Jealous = Insanely jealous.
     
  6. Frisket

    Frisket Mapper

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    Beware the ones saying, "deeply religious!" You ain't gettin' any then!
     
  7. GMotha

    GMotha The nipples from Napels

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    Facts.
     
  8. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.
     
  9. OO7MIKE

    OO7MIKE Mr. Sexy

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    I agree with most of those and they even apply to men too.
     
  10. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    you might want to read that list over again. :con:
     
  11. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    I have a similar conversion list for work...

    'Thank you *enter own name here*' - You don't say please and thank you for evey little thing I do even though I'm paid to do it, and that makes you a typical impolite male

    'NO, I can lift this heavy stuff myself even though I hurt my back today. No, I can do it' - I'm a stubborn, attention seeking cow. You're going to cover for me tomorrow because my back hurts so much I can't stand for long.

    'OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!' - I'm going to irritate you by playing ****ty club music like 'j-lo' and '50 cent' at full volume on a crappy portable radio. When you get annoyed and turn it down, saying something like '****ing club music gives me a headache' I'm going to excuse my selfishness by calling you 'a hater', as if it actually means something and isn't just another bull**** idiom that I heard on tv

    'Did you remember to tell the customer on the phone who you were?' - I'm going to second guess you all night on blatantly obvious tasks because it's that time of the month and all males are idiots.

    'You never answer the phone' - I'm a gossip and so instinctivley try to answer the phone as soon as it rings.

    'Whatever happened to gentleman?' You have to be polite to me because I'm female.
     
  12. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    dood! you need a new gig! ever thought about being a fisherman? like that old sea captain in the movie jaws. you could drink beer and crush cans, and you could shoot at big sharks and drive around in a butt-ugly boat all day.

    All that salt air could clear your head, and maybe rust your boat out like a bad bathtub. But at least you could say "ARR" to people on the street and they wouldn't look at you funny.

    Or maybe an astronaut. I think they make good money. Of course it would be hard to cast a fishing line all the way down to earth from the space shuttle, but you could forego that and be a space captain and then they wouldn't look at you funny if you floated around and said "ARR."
     
  13. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Stilgar Ninja

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    You know... I think you're right.
     
  15. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    you already have that sailor suit thing going for you. it would be an easy transition.
     
  16. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    If I became a Russian citizen then maybe I could get both jobs in the bag. They let dogs in space, right?
     
  17. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    i don't know if they still do that. but i think they still let apples into space.
     
  18. Bot_40

    Bot_40 Go in drains

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    ReD_Fist New Member

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    I totaly agree with this one
    Professional .............. Bitch
     
  20. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    Shame... apple costumes don't suit my figure.
     

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