http://nona.net/features/map/placedetail.1265314/Dickville/
This is Dickville. Oh, I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. Dickville is not filled with people named Dick or Richard. No! Dickville is full of pricks. These SOBes won’t do anything for an outsider. Need gas? Tough ****! Need a place to sleep for the night? Tough ****!
These bastards care about no one but themselves. They have one high school and their motto is **** YOU!! Their cops ticket you for improper tire inflation. Their dogs go to the next town over and crap in those people’s yards. 89% of telemarketer calls come from this town. Their mayor is gassy. I know because I had a cousin who used to live here. He moved away, but still retains his ******* status.
This is Dickville. Oh, I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. Dickville is not filled with people named Dick or Richard. No! Dickville is full of pricks. These SOBes won’t do anything for an outsider. Need gas? Tough ****! Need a place to sleep for the night? Tough ****!
These bastards care about no one but themselves. They have one high school and their motto is **** YOU!! Their cops ticket you for improper tire inflation. Their dogs go to the next town over and crap in those people’s yards. 89% of telemarketer calls come from this town. Their mayor is gassy. I know because I had a cousin who used to live here. He moved away, but still retains his ******* status.