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Death of a pigeon

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, Jun 13, 2009.

  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Death of a pigeon. A fat, nasty swollen fungus infested lard-but smelly pigeon. Red eyed, psychotic moulded eggs launching pirate of the sky. Jiggling like a bowl of jelly, wobbling its head back and forth, inciting fear and confusing into the hearts of countless innocent bypassers.

    Mighty wannabe king of the rooftops. Scavenger to the extreme. Monster of the streets, only surpassed by the terrible seagull.

    Unbridled fury, a clogged toilet, a clean car and a large payload. Bombs away, targets marked for asphyxiation. No teeth to bare a grin, but a vicious blood tainted stare into the ever widening plain of unimaginable horror.

    Back and forth. Back and forth. Sweeping the streets with precarious precision. Don't look now. Don't. The pigeon will remember. It always does. It knows. Watch the skies. Watch the balconies.

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    But no more of this insanity! It's open season on the devil's spawn. Get your guns out, your crossbows, blowtorches, cats, rocket launchers, forks, darts, helicopters, paint buckets or retaliate with the same projectiles these cowardly bastards prefer.






    So Benny the pigeon bought it. Damn it, and he was one of the good guys. He never actually mugged or harassed a human, and always steered clear from trouble. Benny never allowed himself to be seduced by gangs of vicious pigeons. Benny was a model citizen among a race of bloated bags of puke.
    Benny was the one.

    Alas.

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    Death of a pigeon.

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  2. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    I've figured it out now. Pigeons are annoying pests and doves are gentle sacred creatures. They happen to be the same thing though.
     
  3. TurdDrive

    TurdDrive sam k

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    so what happend :p
     
  4. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    I love pigeons, they are the greatest winged creature.

    Oh, and; wtf?
     
  5. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    I just don't like them. Well, seagulls are worse. City pigeons are even worse.
     
  6. TossMonkey

    TossMonkey brown bread?

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    Weird, pigeons are of the same species as doves. And there have been medals awarded to pigeons for services in world war 1 and 2.

    Got to love wikipedia, I have a new found respect for the winged rats. They're not as annoying as those accident claim people trying to stop you in the street... I hate those guys.
     
  7. Zarniwoop

    Zarniwoop is cool

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    Seagulls are worse than pigeons. I swear to god they actually aim for you when they take a ****.
     
  8. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    at least seagulls are smart
     
  9. hi-ban

    hi-ban "Building Better Worlds"

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    I had 2 pigeons at home for a long time when i was a child. They are smart birds. For example, i remember that when they wanted to have a bath, they used to hit a blue bucket which was in my kitchen.
    That way they were able to communicate with us.
     
  10. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    NeoNite got poopbarded.
     
  11. Hazel.H

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    Seagulls are a menace, they scatter-bomb cars and pedestrians.

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  12. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    I still lol every time I see that .GIF. :D
     
  13. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    Stop! Thief!

    He went right for the Doritos too. That's my kind of bird.
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  14. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Subsitute "pigeons" with "flying rats" and you will know what to do.
     
  15. Crowze

    Crowze Bird Brain

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    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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  17. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    A few years ago. On my chest, but I was wearing an overall. Good thing I didn't have a crossbow at that present time.

    :)

    Would I really have done that ? Would I really really do that ?
     
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  18. Hazel.H

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  19. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Hmm...:)

    Nice seagull gif btw.

    Indeed :)
     
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  20. Interbellum

    Interbellum I used to be a man

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    I think I may have slingshotted and/or airgunned a couple of pigeons, back in the day. Definitely airgunned a seagull once, incredible double whammy with 2 BBs, one through the eye and one through the body (with a single shot!). :)
     

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