Death Machines

[QUALTHWAR]

These are the vending machines at my college in the Physics department. Don’t ask me why I took pictures of the vending machines; I must have went crazy with a new camera or something. Anyway, they must want us dead. I suppose the most nutritious thing in the snack machine is the Nutri-grain bar; who knows? It all looks like crap that could block an artery in a heartbeat and cause the brain to function at half capacity. No wonder so many students were dropping classes.

Instead of vending machines, they should call them Fat and Sugar machines.

 

[KurtonTheMagician]

You are so lucky. My school's restocked the vend-maches with (shudder) DIET soda... And (more shudder) ENERGY DRINKS....

That may not a block an artery in a heartbeat, but they'll certainly give you some sort of unidentified variant of cancer within the 11-hour period.

 

[Twrecks]

Vending machines kill people every year. They lull you into inserting money in a slot then only partially dispensing product, leaving it hang as bait. Unwary fools tip the machine to get the bait, and Wamo! and it purposfully falls on the dolt crushing them to death with killer snack food.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i heard about that. those suckers are heavy. one fell on homer simpson and he just kept eating the candy.