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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I want them dead! I want their families dead! I want their houses burned to the ground!

    I’m starting to see these Palmetto Bugs running around here and there. I hate these bastards.

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  2. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    March right up and say, "Greetings! Take me to your leader!"
     
  3. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    What you should really do is get more of them, but give them armor and swords.
     
  4. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I like to halfway squash one and then throw it in the toilet to piss and turdonate all over it. Then I flush.

    Once, I caught one and taped it to a cardboard box. Then took an exacto knife and stabbed it so much it basically fell into lots of little pieces. Then threw it in the toilet and pissed on it.

    I think I’ve told this story before, but when I was in grade school, we used to swipe our hands across our desks to catch flies. We’d roll a small piece of paper around a pencil to make a tube. Then we’d take a tiny Tot stapler and staple one end, push the fly inside and staple the other end. We kept doing this and finally took about 100 of these fly caskets and put them in a plastic box and put that inside a closet in one of our classrooms.

    After about 3 days, the classroom started to smell like there was a dead animal somewhere. Our teacher looked around and found the box of flies. I don’t remember what happened after that. We didn’t know they would stink; we just wanted to set a box of flies inside the closet for some weird reason.
     
  5. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    The insects will rise again, my friend.
     
  6. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    What about using the flies? If you freeze them, you can glue them to the roach's backs. Then when the flies wake up, they'll carry the bugs away.
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Never! NEVERRRRRR!!!
     
  8. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    That's just crazy enough to work.
     
  9. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Submit yourself to your new insect overlords now and they may make you their pet. Better that than having your carcass slowly eaten by the little buggers.
     
  10. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    that seems like a lose-lose to me.
     
  11. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    i bought a pack of those bug bait things. i ate every single one of those things and we still see bugs now and then.
     
  12. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    They really aren't too bad with a little ketchup and mustard.
     
  13. QUALTHWAR

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    maybe that's what i did wrong
     
  14. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    I was talking about hamburgers.
     
  15. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    don't be silly. you can't kill roaches with hamburgers. well, maybe McDonalds burgers would kill them.
     
  16. MONKEY BOY

    MONKEY BOY Don't make me get out of this chair

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    On a related note: has anybody noticed the size of the Filet-O-Fish at McDonalds lately? Holy crappin' poppers, Batman! The burger looks like something out of White Castle nowadays! They've shrunken them down so small it's becoming harder to see where they are in the cardboard box package.

    I remember back in the day when the fish's head was sticking out of one end of the bun and the tail was hanging out the other side.

    Maybe they're using goldfish for their filets now.

    I also heard that goldfish taste a lot like cockroaches. Especially with ketchup and mustard.
     
  17. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    i've noticed such things, but lately it's soap.

    I used to buy an 8-pack of bar soap for about $4.80. Now the package is still about 4.80, but it's now a 6-pack. Also, my beer tastes a lot like soap.

    Also, my feet smell like beer.
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