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Criminal!

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by Ulukai, Nov 15, 2001.

  1. Ulukai

    Ulukai New Member

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    I want to know what you've ever stolen, (Yes, I know, stealing is bad) and whether you got away with it.

    /me sheepishly admits to stealing a packet of mints and some novelty screwdrivers when I didn't know any better....
     
  2. Shin

    Shin Ethical Illusionz

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    ROFL, well I stole some gasoline for my motorcycle a long time ago :p
     
  3. Chrysaor

    Chrysaor Lord of the Pants

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    I stole those little crossword books when i was a toddler. Used to steal other trivial things, until I got over my klepto, about o...age 9?
     
  4. fragswill

    fragswill Charismatic Leader

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    Update: 0h, i'm sorry.
     
  5. Ulukai

    Ulukai New Member

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    'Warezing' does not count :)
     
  6. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    lucky me! :)

    serious I think i stole lots of ice-cream when i was around 4-6.
    and I think that was it.....
     
  7. BangOut

    BangOut ...smells like groin.

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    I stole someone's "innocence" one time, but then the police found us in the act and they took me home and my first love went back to the pound.
     
  8. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Unreal and UT. I told the store that I was confiscating them, and it was an FBI matter.
     
  9. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    Only if you take them across state lines I think.
     
  10. Frostblood

    Frostblood Strangely compelling...

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    I think I stole a few things when i was 8 or something...nothing big though.
     
  11. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    I went on a nationwide sportscards stealing in spree in '91 when I traveled across the country with my mother and my nephew. I didn't get caught until the first day of eighth grade when a Rob Schneider-lookin' fellow asked me outside of Austin Drug, "Could you come here for a second, please?" Goddamn concave mirrors. :( I promised my mom I would never steal again only to steal a Girbaud jacket and pair of jeans out of a tent in the middle of the night. Oh yes, I stole your love. I stole your low-OWWWWWWVE!
     
  12. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    you stle the girl that you jsut ****ed with her jacket and jeans?!
     
  13. [DecoY]

    [DecoY] Phat out of hell

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    I stole a packet of bubblegum when i was 10.
    I robbed my own mother without her knowing it, untill she and me father found out
    I stole my sisters crayons, when I was 8 (still got them!!!)
    I stole my dad's trouserswhen I getting the washing down yesterday...

    That about does it...
    I'm really sick if start stealing stuff from my family, aren't I?
     
  14. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Almond Accents OWN me!!

    I stole money out of my moms purse.

    I stole money out of my aunts purse.

    I stole money from this dude that we lived with for awhile. 100 bucks, dude actually thought he lost it and didn't notice when all these cool new parts started showing up on my BMX bike.

    Stole a slot car from Toys R Us.

    And an HO scale locomotive.

    Prolly stole a bunch of candy I can't remember.

    Used to steal liquor from my best friends dads booze stash. Took a tiny bit from each bottle and mixed it all together. What absolutly NASTY tasting crap but it got us loaded. :D


    Never got caught for any of it. Pre-high school grad years. I don't steal anymore.
     
  15. GoldenMouse

    GoldenMouse Mad Hatter

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    Pens and pencils under the guise of "borrowing"

    Little bits of food from friends' lunches when they aren't looking
     
  16. SpiritWalker

    SpiritWalker Guest

    Am I THAT evil??

    WoW.. after reading the other posts...

    Various dine-n-dashes..
    drive offs for gas...
    warzes.....
    a color pocket tv..
    a car cd player.....
    various office supplies
    some puter parts....
    a few hearts..
    things like that..
    but most of all of this was before I was 24..
    10 years ago..
     
  17. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    I stold some bubble gum when I was about 8 and got busted!
    They did the whole 9 yards by taking me in the back room and threatining to call the cops......
    The only thing that saved me was I left $0.04 on the self were the gum was...had to go back there to prove it but after they saw the money...they let me go.
     
  18. Skorch

    Skorch Banned

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    YOUR ALL UNDER ARREST!!!....THIS IS A BUST!!!

    ...I stole some fish hooks from a store when I was 12...but I felt bad and took them back...
     
  19. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Re: Almond Accents OWN me!!

    Probably don’t steal any “less” either. [​IMG]
     
  20. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Re: Re: Almond Accents OWN me!!


    Touche' :D
     

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