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Crimes inspired by videogames

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by B, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. B

    B Bee

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    "The middle eastern nation of Iraq was illegaly invaded after a 37 hour marathon session of Command and Conquer at a LAN party in the White House basement. George "-->duBBya<--" Bush and Tony "KiLLa bEE" Blair decided that the game just wasn't "real enough" and wanted to Command and Conquer in real life. Bush and Blair later confessed that at the time they were just too amped on Moutain Dew to think straight. "

    "April 16th - A woman was mugged by a man who threw a turtle shell at her, causing her to pass out."

    More here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crimes_inspired_by_video_games#1972
     
  2. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    :lol:

    Uncyclopedia is great :D
     
  3. ilkman

    ilkman The Outcast God

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    November 23rd - A man was arrested at a petting zoo in Georgia after bludgeoning the animals and skinning them. When handcuffed, the man claimed that he was merely "grinding" and spoke in incoherent acronyms and phrases such as "LL goes for 50s per stack in AH!" It was deemed he was under the influence of some highly addictive drug at the time.

    :lol:

    A metal ring of gigantic proportions is built by an insane architect and launched into orbit, It crashed hours later, killing millions of people. The creator stated that they would respawn, shortly before dying along with his three friends, gunned down during an attempted rampage, his dying words were "killtacular"

    :lol: :lol:

    Edit: Oh man these are great!

    June 21st - Several pilots at a US airbase are gunned down by a sniper, who claimed that he'd been "waiting for, like, forever" and that "those noob bitches kept stealing his jets". Despite video evidence and eyewitness testimony the sniper was allowed to stay in the army since only three people in the jury voted to discharge him.

    June 23rd - In a nationwide crime-spree, millions of people across America have sex, inspired by a modified version of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

    They have sex?! Oh my gasp!

    :lol: :lol:

    Ok! Enough! Go find your own :p
     
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  4. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    January 14th - A man riding atop an ostrich used a lance to kill two people and injure ten more.
     
  5. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    :lol: i always thought it was strange how c&c was so similar to the current war
    January 29th - A man heavily affected by a "power pellet" (slang for crack) ate four people within ten seconds. He then proceeded to eat a pretzel.
     
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  6. CyberSirius

    CyberSirius Mostly dead.

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    June 8th - A bald man with infrared goggles glued to his face, claiming to be a space marine from the future, giving only the name "Cortez", was arrested after breaking into the South Miami Cybernetic Research Lab and setting loose numerous laboratory animals, including 12 cyborg monkeys, 5 ninja monkeys, 9 zombie monkeys, and 844 regular monkeys.

    A mysterious stranger from beyond the stars initiates a reign of terror when he uses a small ball (as little as 1m in diameter) to slowly roll around the world, collecting larger and larger objects until nearly everything on earth is part of the ball. He then detonated the enormous ball, which he called a "katamari," and turned it into a star. Millions feared dead. The perpetrator was never apprehended.

    April 29th - An unknown person steals a fighter plane from military base and flies at the top of a skyscraper. He later said he did this "to get a superweapon from on top of that building". He didn't explain the details about using it.

    April 27th - A high school student ate his principal. He then put on the principal's clothes and ran around school attempting to punish students. In his trial, he claimed that he had authority to do this because he "copied [the principal]'s powers".

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    And infact C&C: Generals came out a few months before it was offically announced that there would be an invasion of Iraq. C&C generals is about the united states invading Iraq. lol.
     
  8. Turret 49

    Turret 49 Doomer at heart

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    Feburary 3rd - A woman who was being robbed by pirates defended herself by killing the pirates with missiles. The use of missiles was deemed excessive by the courts, but before her imprisonment she recieved a large bounty for killing the infamous pirates. The woman was found dead several weeks later after aparently attempting to blow a hole in the prison wall with an energy bomb.

    Heh. :)
     
  9. G-Lite

    G-Lite ftw

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    :lol:
     
  10. Kyllian

    Kyllian if (Driver == Bot.Pawn); bGTFO=True;

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    Great stuff
     
  11. Peavey

    Peavey Rattus Norvegicus

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    June 1st - Six people are arrested in Ireland for spraypainting over 50 ostriches with yellow shades. The arrested group said they intended to pioneer a new kind of racing featuring painted ostriches.

    Alright for FF7!!! Goooo chocobos! Wark wark!
     

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