Introducing Crazy Box. Crazy Box is great for Everything!
Need the time? Just put a bottle cap into Crazy Box and shake it up. You’ll know the time.
Need new shoe laces? Put a pencil inside Crazy Box and shake. You have new show laces.
Crazy Box works on all continents.
Need to poop? Put a feather inside Crazy Box and shake. You’ve pooped!
It makes a great gift.
Crazy Box can teach you math. Just put a piece of plastic inside Crazy Box, shake vigorously, and you’re a math genius.
Crazy Box makes a great pet!
Got a flat tire? Put some sting into Crazy Box, shake it up, and you’re tire is like new.
Crazy Box will send you messages!
Crazy Box works like magic. So why don’t we call it Magic Box? Because it’s Crazy Box. Crazy Box!
Crazy Box has wings!
Need your house painted? Just add dirt to Crazy Box and shake. Your house will get a good coat of paint.
Crazy Box cannot be reasoned with.
Can’t tie your tie? It’s Crazy Box to the rescue! Just put a Twinkie inside Crazy Box, shake like a rehab patient, and your tie is tied.
Change TV channels with Crazy Box.
Learn how to speak Hindu with Crazy Box.
Capture goats with Crazy Box.
Crazy Box can tell the future.
Crazy Box does it all.
Except no substitutes.
Order Crazy Box for 3 easy payments of only $149.95.
Need the time? Just put a bottle cap into Crazy Box and shake it up. You’ll know the time.
Need new shoe laces? Put a pencil inside Crazy Box and shake. You have new show laces.
Crazy Box works on all continents.
Need to poop? Put a feather inside Crazy Box and shake. You’ve pooped!
It makes a great gift.
Crazy Box can teach you math. Just put a piece of plastic inside Crazy Box, shake vigorously, and you’re a math genius.
Crazy Box makes a great pet!
Got a flat tire? Put some sting into Crazy Box, shake it up, and you’re tire is like new.
Crazy Box will send you messages!
Crazy Box works like magic. So why don’t we call it Magic Box? Because it’s Crazy Box. Crazy Box!
Crazy Box has wings!
Need your house painted? Just add dirt to Crazy Box and shake. Your house will get a good coat of paint.
Crazy Box cannot be reasoned with.
Can’t tie your tie? It’s Crazy Box to the rescue! Just put a Twinkie inside Crazy Box, shake like a rehab patient, and your tie is tied.
Change TV channels with Crazy Box.
Learn how to speak Hindu with Crazy Box.
Capture goats with Crazy Box.
Crazy Box can tell the future.
Crazy Box does it all.
Except no substitutes.
Order Crazy Box for 3 easy payments of only $149.95.
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