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Crapstick hell.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheShiningWizard, May 27, 2004.

  1. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    Jesus help me.

    "Oh, by the way, I saw the pictures of your bird."
    "Umm... how?"
    "The Infiltration board".

    Well, shit. I'm being stalked online by my girlfriend.

    Apparently my Daria googled this board after hearing me mention it (backstory: She decided that she is Geno's birth mother because they both say "I WIN!" after getting a king in checkers, and I mentioned that I met Geno on "the Infiltration board"). I'm now stuck between a rock and a hard place, because if I complain about her blatant violation of the "seperation of bros and hos" principle, I'll have to face a woman scorned.

    I need to ask a favor of you guys. Chase her away. I don't care how.
     
  2. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    Um, FTX, I'm all about helpin, but if she's stalking you, and she's obviously reading these boards, wouldn't that mean that she's reading this right now? And, OMG :eek: , she'll stalk us all!

    I mean clearly now she's seen your request for us to vanquish the stalker, and knows how you feel about her.

    Wouldn't it be easier to change your username? What's she gonna look for then, all messages? Unless she's posting, how might we chase her away? Hints, suggestions? :D
     
  3. OICW

    OICW Reason & Logic > Religion

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    If she registers here, we can chase her away...but that'll mean she'll most likely become your ex-girlfriend.
     
  4. Zundfolge

    Zundfolge New Member

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    Well if she reads this post, that'll be a start :p
     
  5. geogob

    geogob Koohii o nomimasu ka?

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    euh lol!
     
  6. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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    How about this: Daria, GO AWAY!
     
  7. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    Leave dat bro alone, you skanky ass ho!
     
  8. yurch

    yurch Swinging the clue-by-four

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    No problem son. There are IRC channels dedicated to this sort of thing.
     
  9. 5eleven

    5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain

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  10. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    So FTU, is the buttsexsx session still on for tomorrow night? You'll remember to bring the lube this time, right?
     
  11. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    yeah, hopefully she won't find your IRC logs (@Daria: hint hint :mwink: ). Sometimes you can be pretty mean with her :D
     
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  12. Cold Killer

    Cold Killer I will Kill Bill

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    Oh, and this time could you please not scream, "Daria, you biiiitch!!!" as you climax?
     
  13. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    Just tell her to stop. Stalkers suck.
     
  14. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    Then I'm pretty sure he's rather have her stalk him all day
     
  15. das_ben

    das_ben Concerned.

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    Why? I hear he still sees plenty of IRC action.
     
  16. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    Shhhh! You're not supposed to point that out! :p
     
  17. ant75

    ant75 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Now what'd be real funny would be if she registered this board. Perhaps she could become a forum regular. Perhaps she would give us indisclosed truths about the real you, and comment on every post you make with anecdotes about your relationship. Perhaps you would have to stop using internet alltogether to get some free space.
    Am i starting to scare you ?
     
  18. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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