AT A GLANCE: Jesus fucking Christ, I go on a two month vacation and come back to find this wad of polygonal puke sitting in my mailbox. It's like rushing down the stairs on Christmas morning, opening up the biggest gift under the tree, and finding the dead, bloated corpse of your lovable dog crammed inside the maggot-filled interior. At a glance, this map is a disgrace to the human populace in general, strengthening support for a Congressional "mandatory abortion" policy. At a glance, this map conveys the fact that author Norbert Molenkamp is undoubtedly some sadistic freak that enjoys seeing other people's heads collapse (ala "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch") when they make the critical mistake of downloading his digital enemas of horror. At a glance, I can recommend several different barnyard animals I would rather perform fellatio on before being forced to sit through this mess again.
