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Comparative religions when sh!t happens

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zenda, Feb 15, 2002.

  1. Zenda

    Zenda Turbo Adept+10%

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    I think this is quite an old one .... I first saw it taped to the wall of a drug and alchohol de-tox project that I happened to be taking all the furniture out of.


    Catholicism: "When Sh!t happens, I deserve it"

    Protestantism: "Sh!t won't happen if I work harder"

    Judaism: "Why does this sh!t always happen to me?"

    Hinduism: "This sh!t has happened before"

    Buddism: "But is it really sh!t?"

    Islam: "When sh!t happens, take a hostage"

    Hare krishna: "Sh!t happens rama dama ding dong"

    Rastafarianism: "Lets smoke this sh!t"
     
  2. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    strange,yet true...
     
  3. Fomhoire

    Fomhoire Internet Addict

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    Dude, that is so old!!
     
  4. Lynxx

    Lynxx New Member

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    ehm.....that's what he said :)

    old or not it's a classic worth an occasional revisit.
     
  5. Bort|BuF

    Bort|BuF RAR!@# Masta

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    i think the islam thing is kinda iffy
     

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