Clovis Point People

[QUALTHWAR]

Scientists still debate the migration of the first people into North America. How did Clovis Point People get to a new land? Many think they migrated across a continental land bridge during the last Ice Age. I have my own theory. I say they used jet skis.

Jet skies can move through deep water as well as shallows. They can move through waters with chucks of ice floating about and not have to worry about bending propeller blades. Yes, Clovis people must have used jet skies.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Yeah, but, were they 2 stroke or 4 stroke engines? Answer that smart guy.


And, why is answer not just spelled anser? Why is there a 'W' in the middle that serves no purpose? It's a conspiracy by the keyboard industry so you wear out your keyboards faster and have to buy more of them. I say we stop typing necessary letters.

 

[Balton]

Q ever thought about writing your own stand up routine?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Yeah, but, were they 2 stroke or 4 stroke engines? Answer that smart guy.


And, why is answer not just spelled anser? Why is there a 'W' in the middle that serves no purpose? It's a conspiracy by the keyboard industry so you wear out your keyboards faster and have to buy more of them. I say we stop typing necessary letters.

No stroke. They were powered by turtles. They had no gas stations back then. Oh, they had convenience stores, but none of them had gas. Sometimes, I won’t press my shift key to capitalize letters. That’ll show those keyboard conspirators who is boss.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Q ever thought about writing your own stand up routine?

I don’t like to stand. One of the first things you notice when you walk into my house is I have chairs. I also have a chair in my cubical at work. I hardly use that one, though, because while at work, I’m usually huddled up in a corner quivering and crying; I got the idea from a guy on an elevator once. People seemed to leave him alone, and that’s what I want when I’m at work.

 

[oosyxxx]

Better yet, have you thought about writing one for me? You could base it on the theme of too few pubes, and to the body politic I could sell it.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Pubescently-challenged, eh? Are you taking tranny meds by any chance?

 

[Twrecks]

Forget about trannies, I just shelled out twelve bills to get my rack and pinion replaced!

 

[Twrecks]

Yeah, but, were they 2 stroke or 4 stroke engines? Answer that smart guy.

They'd be lucky to have only 1 stroke. I heard they only lived to be about 20, not even a Logan's run no less trecking across a intercontinental land bridge.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Forget about trannies, I just shelled out twelve bills to get my rack and pinion replaced!

oh, i'm not falling for that one again; your motorcycle doesn't have rack and pinion