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Clerks

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Katton, Jun 17, 2000.

  1. Katton

    Katton Oook?

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    I just finished watching Clerks.
    damn thats a fine movie.
    can anyone think of a raunchier movie?
    i dont think one exists. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

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  2. Keiichi

    Keiichi Old Timer

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    "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Sharks in salsa. Our shark. Da da...Da da...da da..da da..da da da da...Salsa shark. We're gonna' need a bigger boat." Oh Lord, that movie rocks.

    -Keiichi

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  3. CoffeyCan

    CoffeyCan Real Maps Coordinator

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    Agreed. One of the best movies of the 90's, and certaintly one of the funniest ever.
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  4. Keiichi

    Keiichi Old Timer

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    I just went out and bought Clerks on DVD. Freakin' hilarious. I also got Monty Python and the Holy Grail, another classic.

    -Keiichi

    "Therefore those skilled at the unorthodox are infinite as heaven and earth, inexhaustible as the great rivers. When they come to an end, they begin again, like the days and months; they die and are reborn, like the four seasons."
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  5. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    If we're talking about great movies, here's a few sweet movies, in my order of personal preference:

    -Apocalypse Now (This movie is simply amazing, a remake of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness in Vietnam/Cambodia)
    -Scarface (Remake of Scarface about Al Capone, only this one is about Tony Montana, a Cuban refugee cum drug lord)
    -Aliens (The best sci-fi action movie ever, period)
    -Die Hard (Bruce Willis is some sort of God-like man)
    -Dial 'M' for Murder (Suspense at its absolute Viagra-induced Omega Point)
    -Straight Jacket (this movie kept me awake for weeks any time I heard something rattling or jingling)


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  6. CoffeyCan

    CoffeyCan Real Maps Coordinator

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    Has anyone seen the alternative ending to 'Ronin'? I heard that on DVD there was a different ending and I would LOVE to know what it was. Please tell me...

    If you dont want to know, then dont read the rest of the posts..
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  7. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    I figure you find out that all that was in the skate case was some skates and bunch of people got blown away for skates... now that would be cool.

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  8. SPooKYRedeemer

    SPooKYRedeemer New Member

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    What about Clockwork Orange, me brothers?

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  9. Kisen_K

    Kisen_K S&amp;M Airlines

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    Sorry

    What happens in the (alt.)end of Ronin is that we see that Irish woman looking down at Sam at the end of the movie. She decides not to go to him. And as soon as she's ready to enter her car, a van pulls up beside her. A bunch of Irish terrorists is inside and they drag her into the car while screaming : "This is what we do to traitors" or something like that...
    The End
     
  10. Bad.Mojo

    Bad.Mojo Commander in Chief o' the BMA

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    Shit! I forgot completely about A Clockwork Orange. Spare some cutter, me brother?

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