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CHRYSt, i'm soooooo mad at you

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WAnk, Dec 27, 2001.

  1. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    yeah, you!! sleeping with your wife, and not me. i get so lonely :(

    ahhhhh, how could i stay mad at you!

    /me hops off the bandwagon
     
  2. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    and onto CHRYSt's backside
     
  3. CHRYSt

    CHRYSt You can't help that. We're all mad here.

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    You didn't showz me no respekt, so i done left your disrespektin butt on that slipper slope yous wuz on yo. How dare you go to a mallz0r without me and talk to that bimbo at the cash register. I DEMANDZ RESPEKTZ!
     
  4. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    morety was in the way, so i ended up on his backside. actually, i'm kind of hovering above morety's backside. morety has the best natural defense against unwanted humping ever!!! the pressure to plug that thing through the constant stream of hot air is far beyond anything a human can physically do...
     
  5. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    even worse, i gave the girl behind the cash register MONEY!!!!! I AM TRYING TO BUY ANOTHER WOMANS AFFECTION!!!!!

    i'm sorry i stopped getting you gifts. i am afraid that i can't keep up with your habit anymore. the amount i have to spend to keep you coming back to me after your secret flings uptown is too high. there are only so many fabragé eggs i can buy on my salary!!!!
     
  6. GunnerX

    GunnerX 2345 Posts

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    You guys are weird!!!

    You are not respecting his woman!! Quit disrekpekting and start rekpekting! You CHRYSt should go straight home and sit till your wife gets home!
     
  7. Snipeo

    Snipeo Happy lil Camper

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    Perhaps you could all form some kind of rear end luvin conga line. You could put Morety at the back and you'd all fly along like a really really smelly train. Put WAnk's wife on the front and you'll be rezpekting her too.
     
  8. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    if you're a female then you can sleep with me. :)
     
  9. Porn_Star

    Porn_Star New Member

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    What is this? Sex discrimination!!! now pull down them pants and get ready for some man-love:D
     
  10. LordKhaine

    LordKhaine I sing the body electric...

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    Gunner, buying a girl a $20,000 ring doesnt mean you respect them;)
     
  11. ^DaRk^AgentOrange|PuF

    ^DaRk^AgentOrange|PuF Banned

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    YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!! :mad: :mad:

    You need to be taught a lesson *Tips Porn_Star off his wheelchair and kicks him a few times, then props him up and starts spanking his stumps*
     
  12. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    get off me disabled little man :)
     
  13. ^DaRk^AgentOrange|PuF

    ^DaRk^AgentOrange|PuF Banned

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    Well i usually hook up the wheelchair on some elastic ropes and hump0r him whilst he's suspended in the air :) His cute lil arms waving about as he screams for me to let him free, all for nothing :) He's a good hump :)
     
  14. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    THAT'S IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO RESPECT ME! GO TO OUR CHAT CHANNEL AND WAIT FOR ME THERE, AND NO TALKING TO EACH OTHER!
     
  15. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    REPECKED for the men working in da chain gang.

    /me who is 'holding up the rear' of the formation lets one rip, scrunching everyone up closer together, and it looks like a bigass accordian!
     
  16. KliwX

    KliwX Macified ReSpawner

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    Morety takes another game, set and match in a thread again!


    /me still not understand why I'm reading this kind of threads. I always feel sick afterwards. Must be some longing for the darrrrk side...
    :)
     
  17. Robot TinMan|BuF

    Robot TinMan|BuF Godlike Blues Brutha

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    Wank's da master in starting topics like this. :D
     
  18. Syri

    Syri Who are you calling short?

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    i think WAnk and CHRYSt oughta get married ;)
     
  19. KliwX

    KliwX Macified ReSpawner

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    Horrible feeling

    They maybe already are married!?:eek:
     
  20. SkummyB|BuF

    SkummyB|BuF Would you like to see me dance?

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    He can't be.... he still longs for me!!!!!! Or so he says!
     

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