christmas thoughts, tasty like a stollen

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I thought I could write down my thoughts, while I press refresh every 15 seconds on one of denali's myspace sites to get the player loading, because I'm too lazy to search for the CD

unlike most of you I hate christmas, as much as I hate australia, to give you a unit
the only thing I really appreciate is wham's song 'last christmas', because I know no one, except for me, who likes that song(seriously, it isn't that bad!)

oh, it's not the only thing I appreciate about christmas
don't get me wrong, I'm not a "I hate everything!" person
I appreciate presents for other people, who share the results on the internet
like the goth girls, who finally got a camera with a timer, to take some shots of their not-decent-but-enough-for-a-weird-person-like-me bodies(I told you I'm no "I hate everything!" person!) and paste evanesence lyrics(I guess they speak the ultimate truth for people, who don't have enough self-esteem to party, but aren't ugly enough to become hardcore christians) in the discribtion, when they upload the pics at deviantart(if you know who I'm talking about, I tell you this: tehehe, you like fatties :shy: )

another thing I appreciate are the christmas night car accidents(as long as no innocent person is harmed), which are caused by the young people, who have enough self-esteem to party, but can't justify(I blame the limited capacities of their brains) to stay a free evening at home and have fun without alcohol(though I have to defend them, some of their families are so terrible that I'm not sure if it's always an accident, when they tie themselves around a tree with a car, I mean... not in a harming way! in a... natural uniting way... with troubled consequences)

but for everyone else, who got a reason to go home every day(even if it's just to post unappreciated replies with a username, which is too long, in an internet forum till people recognise that you really "pwn" them, which woun't happen, because you don't do it outside of your still growing synapse nugget), it can be a very relaxing evening and I don't think it's bad to have christmas
christmas is a time, where you get in touch with relatives, have the opportunity to thank people with presents and struggle with yourself, because you know the revealing "I <3 U" message would lie like a disgustingly tenacious shadow over christmas for the adressed girl and probably ends the line of your secret messages, by destroying your relationship, because she doesn't understands the symbiosis you two are living in!!

christmas is a good thing, but I still hate it
australia is a good thing too, for weird people, who aren't tall enough to go to manly places

but it can be a very bad thing too, because it can end in a real drama and disappoint you, like your life
everyone hopes for a nice christmas and something ruins it, like getting a "I <3 U" message from the unbelievable wrong person or a car accident
and australia can be a very bad thing too, I'm sure that australia is drifting towards the civilized world, trying to destroy it

but that's not the reason why I hate christmas

I hope you bufags have a splendid christmas and wouldn't mind if you share your thoughts
(btw. the player finally loaded and now I can listen to the songs 'normal days' and 'surface' all night long)
 

Chaser

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For once I think I could actually "feel" the message someone on the internet was trying to convey. That or I have had way too much to drink.

christmas is a time, where you get in touch with relatives, have the opportunity to thank people with presents and struggle with yourself, because you know the revealing "I <3 U" message would lie like a disgustingly tenacious shadow over christmas for the adressed girl and probably ends the line of your secret messages, by destroying your relationship, because she doesn't understands the symbiosis you two are living in!!

Please delve deeper into said paragraph, It intrigues me so.
 

Twisted Metal

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Dude, are you drunk? :con:

And Merry Christmas to you too OST.

[/unappreciated reply with a username that is too long, hoping that I "pwn" you, which won't happen, because I don't do it outside of my still growing synapse nugget]

Dunno about you guys, but I like barbeque sauce on my synapse nuggets.
 

Freon

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australia is a good thing too, for weird people, who aren't tall enough to go to manly places
That's the only part of the post I've understood

... or maybe it's the other way around

... I don't know anymore

... I'm lost :(