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101 Bite in half, stick up nose and inhale
100 Hang it out of your mouth like a toungue and slurp
99 Let Kyle kick Ike into a shelf dumping a bag of the Poofs into Catrman's mouth
98 Use the anal probe vacuum to suck it up in reverse
97 Bobbing for cheesy poofs
96 Stick the Bag in a blender, add water and drink
95 Mash and mold into Poof Cookies
94 Load it into one of Jimbo's Guns and fire at mouth
93 Have Big Gay Al feed it to you his way
92 Scan a picture of one and eat the paper
91 Have Kenny hold a bag in his hand and let a boulder crush him bursting open the bag into your mouth.
90 Suck through straw
89 Cheesy poof spaghetti
88 Have Chef make it a side with his Salisbury Steak
87 Stick it in a sub-woofer and have John Stamos' older brother sing Lovin' You
86 Fill a pool with Poofs and do a triple lutz into the pool with mouth open
85 Have Death's son turn Kenny into a Poof and eat him
84 Make the Elephant feed the Poof to the pig and eat the pig's dung
83 Let Mr. Hat hand feed it to you
82 Mix it in with WG4000
81 Place in Stan's mouth and bring Wendy to talk to Stan and lick up barf
80 Put in Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie
79 Eat with Worchestier Sauce (Side effects include: Headaches, dizziness, drowsiness and Pink Eye)
78 Have Brian Botano skate over a poof and eat while in mid-air
77 Make Starvin Marvin share
76 Make Cartman's mom get some
75 Lick it slowly and count how many times it takes to get to the center of a poof (the world may never know)
74 Let SkuzzleButt make a wicker basket made of cheesy poofs and eat it
73 Boiled
72 Fried
71 grilled
70 toasted
69 Poof Bread
68 Straight up with a twist
67 Poof Burgers
66 Nibble slowly
65 Call Jesus and Pals and ask Jesus how
64 Mentally levitate it into your mouth
63 Don't
62 Put in in JuiceMaster II and drink Poof Juice
61 Out of the factory box
60 Go to the factory and pretend to be a bag. Go on conveyer belt and open mouth
59 Slam dunk it in.
58 Toss in air and catch in mouth
57 Swallow it whole
56 Dunk in milk first like and Oreo then eat
55 Poof Ice Cubes
54 With Big Gay Al's toasted cheese sandwiches
53 In A crowd
52 All alone
51 Eat with Cheese Wiz
50 Put a creamy cheese center in the middle
49 Place a single on a string. Then another and so on. Grab one end and force into mouth
48 Poof Cake
47 Poof Ice Cream
46 Poof Cereal (7 Nonessential Vitamins and Minerals)
45 Upside-Down
44 One at a time
43 Shove the whole sucker down your throat including the bag
42 With Ketchup
41 Do not eat the poofs while Mecha-Streisand is chasing you!
40 Eat when genetically altered to have four-butts
39 Poof Syrup
38 While at the movies as Cheesy Poof Popcorn
37 Cheesy Poof Pop Tarts
36 Make them fun-shape Cheesy Poofs in the shape of Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Wendy
35 Add brown food coloring and pretend you are eating Mr. Hankey
34 With Sparky's Gay Dog Food
33 With fresh fish guts
32 Chew while smacking
31 Poof Muffins
30 With Mustard
29 With eyes closed
28 Stuff fish full of poofs and fry fish
27 Mixed in with scrambled eggs
26 In a breakfast burrito
25 Crush and sprinkle on ice cream
24 Lay spoon perpendicular on straw, and place poof in spoon and hit other end.
23 As fast as possible
22 (This one is for Stan's grandpa) Swallow 5 bags whole with bag still sealed.
21 Cheesy Poof Taco
20 Cheesy Poof Malt Shake
19 On your side while people are fanning you like Sally Struthers
18 Place one on a plate and quietly use a fork and knife to eat it.
17 Stirred in with Tomato Juice
16 Substituted as crème for an Oreo cookie
15 In a chocolate chip cookie like chocolate chips
14 Crushed and sprinkled on cheese souflé
13 Mix with a bag of chewing tobacco while on a horse
12 In bed for breakfast with toast and orange juice
11 While watching Terrence and Phillip
10 Shoot of Jay Leno's magical chin
9 Don't
8 In front of Susan Powter (the lady who says "Stop the insanity")
7 Stuffed in a pickle
6 Eat a cheesy poof stuck in the couch for decades
5 Do like Butterfingers did with Butterfinger B.B.s. Make Cheesy Poof Balls
4 At Kyle's house, make Cheesy Poof Matzo Balls
3 Dipped in Grease
2 Coated with Sugar
1 Straight Outta the Bag
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I'm not as thrunk as you am i dink.
101 Bite in half, stick up nose and inhale
100 Hang it out of your mouth like a toungue and slurp
99 Let Kyle kick Ike into a shelf dumping a bag of the Poofs into Catrman's mouth
98 Use the anal probe vacuum to suck it up in reverse
97 Bobbing for cheesy poofs
96 Stick the Bag in a blender, add water and drink
95 Mash and mold into Poof Cookies
94 Load it into one of Jimbo's Guns and fire at mouth
93 Have Big Gay Al feed it to you his way
92 Scan a picture of one and eat the paper
91 Have Kenny hold a bag in his hand and let a boulder crush him bursting open the bag into your mouth.
90 Suck through straw
89 Cheesy poof spaghetti
88 Have Chef make it a side with his Salisbury Steak
87 Stick it in a sub-woofer and have John Stamos' older brother sing Lovin' You
86 Fill a pool with Poofs and do a triple lutz into the pool with mouth open
85 Have Death's son turn Kenny into a Poof and eat him
84 Make the Elephant feed the Poof to the pig and eat the pig's dung
83 Let Mr. Hat hand feed it to you
82 Mix it in with WG4000
81 Place in Stan's mouth and bring Wendy to talk to Stan and lick up barf
80 Put in Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie
79 Eat with Worchestier Sauce (Side effects include: Headaches, dizziness, drowsiness and Pink Eye)
78 Have Brian Botano skate over a poof and eat while in mid-air
77 Make Starvin Marvin share
76 Make Cartman's mom get some
75 Lick it slowly and count how many times it takes to get to the center of a poof (the world may never know)
74 Let SkuzzleButt make a wicker basket made of cheesy poofs and eat it
73 Boiled
72 Fried
71 grilled
70 toasted
69 Poof Bread
68 Straight up with a twist
67 Poof Burgers
66 Nibble slowly
65 Call Jesus and Pals and ask Jesus how
64 Mentally levitate it into your mouth
63 Don't
62 Put in in JuiceMaster II and drink Poof Juice
61 Out of the factory box
60 Go to the factory and pretend to be a bag. Go on conveyer belt and open mouth
59 Slam dunk it in.
58 Toss in air and catch in mouth
57 Swallow it whole
56 Dunk in milk first like and Oreo then eat
55 Poof Ice Cubes
54 With Big Gay Al's toasted cheese sandwiches
53 In A crowd
52 All alone
51 Eat with Cheese Wiz
50 Put a creamy cheese center in the middle
49 Place a single on a string. Then another and so on. Grab one end and force into mouth
48 Poof Cake
47 Poof Ice Cream
46 Poof Cereal (7 Nonessential Vitamins and Minerals)
45 Upside-Down
44 One at a time
43 Shove the whole sucker down your throat including the bag
42 With Ketchup
41 Do not eat the poofs while Mecha-Streisand is chasing you!
40 Eat when genetically altered to have four-butts
39 Poof Syrup
38 While at the movies as Cheesy Poof Popcorn
37 Cheesy Poof Pop Tarts
36 Make them fun-shape Cheesy Poofs in the shape of Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Wendy
35 Add brown food coloring and pretend you are eating Mr. Hankey
34 With Sparky's Gay Dog Food
33 With fresh fish guts
32 Chew while smacking
31 Poof Muffins
30 With Mustard
29 With eyes closed
28 Stuff fish full of poofs and fry fish
27 Mixed in with scrambled eggs
26 In a breakfast burrito
25 Crush and sprinkle on ice cream
24 Lay spoon perpendicular on straw, and place poof in spoon and hit other end.
23 As fast as possible
22 (This one is for Stan's grandpa) Swallow 5 bags whole with bag still sealed.
21 Cheesy Poof Taco
20 Cheesy Poof Malt Shake
19 On your side while people are fanning you like Sally Struthers
18 Place one on a plate and quietly use a fork and knife to eat it.
17 Stirred in with Tomato Juice
16 Substituted as crème for an Oreo cookie
15 In a chocolate chip cookie like chocolate chips
14 Crushed and sprinkled on cheese souflé
13 Mix with a bag of chewing tobacco while on a horse
12 In bed for breakfast with toast and orange juice
11 While watching Terrence and Phillip
10 Shoot of Jay Leno's magical chin
9 Don't
8 In front of Susan Powter (the lady who says "Stop the insanity")
7 Stuffed in a pickle
6 Eat a cheesy poof stuck in the couch for decades
5 Do like Butterfingers did with Butterfinger B.B.s. Make Cheesy Poof Balls
4 At Kyle's house, make Cheesy Poof Matzo Balls
3 Dipped in Grease
2 Coated with Sugar
1 Straight Outta the Bag
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I'm not as thrunk as you am i dink.