Charecter Bios

[FabulousRex]

I was playing UT again last night (imagine that). And while I was playing, I noticed all the cool 'Bios' for the bots in Tourney Mode, and thought "Damn, would'nt it be cool if I had one of those too?"

Well, now I can. This is a call to the INF community to send in your 'Bios' in the style of UT Tournament Bot Bios. Why? 'Cause it's just damn cool to do stuff like this. And admit it, most of ya'll would like to have on anyhow... I'll lead off with a suggested template based on myself.


Name: Fabulous Rex
Classification: Sneaky Bastard

A hoarder by nature, Rex insists on having as much ammo as possible. This, combined with his sniping and sneaking skills, gives him an odd mix of stealth and always being where the action is to get more ammo. Always check your back in a fire fight for him....

See? That was'nt to hard now... I'm expecting a few more bios so then we can compare them to see who really is the baddest-ass of INF /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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If ignorance is bliss, why are'nt more people happy?

 

[profit]

This is a realistic FPS, not Final Fantasy x or Dungeons and Dragons.

C'mon.

 

[FabulousRex]

Ya well, screw you too... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

 

[Snakeye]

If you like it more realistic, type in a more realistic text:

e.g.:

1. Lt. Snakeye;
Morale Offiver of the SFA, worlds best anti-anything agency.
age: 22
sex: no
height/weight etc..
preferred weapon: M4&M9

or so

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

 

[mp*lennon]

Or maybe like:

Pvt.MP*lennon
Ministry of Silly Walks
age:78
Height

retty short
Preferred weapon: Any european weapon

 

[Bad.Mojo]

Or better yet:

Ass Masta General Bad.Mojo
Grand Funk Marshal, KGB (Kegs of Good Beer)
Sex: Please
Height: 5'11". Taller lying down (see above.)
Weight: Depends on how many pounds of bacon or steak I eat.
Favourite Weapon: Anything Colt
Favourite Women: Anything European (shaved, and human [note: these are preferences, not requisites.])

I'm the hero of biographers everywhere.

Yes, while it would be cool to put bios in, you are bound to get stuff like that (several [a few dozen] from me, gauranteed.) Maybe if the bios were composed of "fill in the blanks with a pre-set list of words and numbers," that would be cool. Like, "Bad.Mojo is a native of ________." and then I'd select Canada from the drop down list, my name kindly already being filled in for me.

p.s.: I picked that particular smiley face because this is a violent mod, and he looks violently constipated. The parallels are amazing.

p.s. to the p.s. to the d. o. g. g.: I edited this message because I was originally so stupid I misreported my own height, thus making myself several inches shorter than I actually am. This is what happens when I don't get any sleep, people. Don't let it happen to you.

[This message has been edited by Bad.Mojo (edited 03-31-2000).]

 

[INF_Neo]

You people have (or at least should have) your own bios. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

But anyway, we don't need it. You're a soldier and go into the battle to achieve different goals. A boxer has to know who he's fighting.A Soldier just has to know little things (like Mr.Floppy is a moron) about his enemies.
No bios from enemies required.