Change of Subject : A Sad Story

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UpYours

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Sad Story
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor
peered over the fence. Curious about what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up,"and I'vejust buried him."

The neighbor was confused, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

As Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth, he replied, "Yeah, that's because he's inside your fukking cat."
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Disclaimer: Any resemblence of Timmy to anyone in this forum is by accident and unintentional.. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.giflol
 
Lizard Of Oz

Lizard Of Oz

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That ones worthy of Emailing to a few friends.

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"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

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