Car Finder Pro 5000

[QUALTHWAR]

We’ve all seen them. People with foam balls, or feathers tied to their car antennas, or whatever to help them locate their car among the sea of other cars in the parking lot. That might have worked “ok” years ago, but with more and more SUVs, crossovers, minivans, etc. on the road today, these larger vehicles can hide the cute smiley face ball stuck on grandma’s antenna.

The Car Finder Pro 5000 helps eliminates the hide and seek game.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

How it’s done:

Only the finest neighborhood poles are picked. Seen here in the first picture, one of our Professional Pole Pickers is sizing up a pole. This one is too small and therefore not worthy of being a Car Finder Pro 5000 pole.

Larger poles, like the one seen in the second picture, do make great poles. These are typically cut down from office buildings, state parks, government facilities; anywhere our team can quickly cut down a pole and scramble away before the police show up.

The poles are then carefully prepared, as seen in the third picture. We pride ourselves on custom-fitting each pole to your car’s body style.

The last step is mounting (see last picture). Our team of professionals will carefully mount your new Car Finder Pro 5000 pole to your car.

We offer custom flags and even custom pole painting so that your pole will be easily recognized in the sea of other Car Finder Pro 5000 poles within the parking lot.

Prices start at $49,999. So why wait?! Makes a great holiday gift.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Also see our great line of People Finders!

 

[KurtonTheMagician]

I'll never have to wash my cat again!

 

[The Purple Bunny]

What happens when you park your car with it's car finder, in a sea of other cars with their own car finder?

How do you find which car finder is finding your car?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

We offer custom flags and even custom pole painting so that your pole will be easily recognized in the sea of other Car Finder Pro 5000 poles within the parking lot.

 

[KurtonTheMagician]

Then why not just get customization on your antennae thing?

Plus, if everyone's bought a Car Finder Pro 5000, wouldn't getting a much -cough-cheaper-cough- antennae thingy make you car stand out even more, since you've not followed the trend?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

… with more and more SUVs, crossovers, minivans, etc. on the road today, these larger vehicles can hide the cute smiley face ball stuck on grandma’s antenna.

The Car Finder Pro 5000 helps eliminates the hide and seek game.

Do you people even bother to read the posts, or are you too busy admiring your peach fuzz in the mirror?

 

[Cat Fuzz]

I'd like to bolt one of these to my 15 month old. You should develop a conversion kit.

 

[The Purple Bunny]

Do you people even bother to read the posts, or are you too busy admiring your peach fuzz in the mirror?

Are you planning to invent the peach fuzz finder?

 

[KurtonTheMagician]

Do you people even bother to read the posts, or are you too busy admiring your peach fuzz in the mirror?

I always thought not reading your posts would be the key to actually understanding them.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

you're almost there. you need to do that with every other post.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

What about the toddler conversion kit? My kid is only about 30 inches tall. If I had one of those strapped to his back I could let him loose in Wal-mart and always know exactly where he is.

 

[KurtonTheMagician]

you're almost there. you need to do that with every other post.

Does that one count?

 

[Balton]

I've lost my car with a Car Finder Pro 5000 installed and now I need a Car Finder Pro 5000 Finder. Now to my main question, does the Car Finder Pro 5000 Finder deal also come with custom flags?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

please english no. out of business. no refunds.